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"I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind" (the perfect RQ screen adaptation)

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red queen characters and their fav video games:

mare: grand theft auto 💀🙏 any gta game she can get her hands on but it started with the chinatown wars on ds

cal: missed out on a proper childhood so is treating his inner child to fnaf for the first time and idk… something something about the story being an overarching narrative about a brother trying to pick up the remnants of his family through his grief… he says he doesnt get the lore butbhe kinda does. also had a goat simulator phase for the same reasons but minus the angst

maven: i would like to say some really cool psychological game but this mf would probs love playing chess against a cpu the most 💀 silent hill takes second place though (he’s obsessed with the idea of a purgatory of one’s own making… hmm… i wonder why 🤔)

evangeline: mario cart (she eats anyone who even THINKS of playing as peach)

elane: some sort of dating sim methinks… maybe like those ikemen games (let her be y/n)

ptolemus: fortnite for the dances.

kilorn: also fortnite but he has one-sided beef with ptolemus on there who keeps trying to add him. he also has the toph skin and keeps wiping the floor with his ass (ptolemus has the miles morales skin)

cameron: the attack on titan vr game where the world’s best comedy is originated from

gisa: what remains of edith finch. cursed family narrative goes hard with these folk.

shade: hes a legend of zelda girlie.

diana: she genuinely doesn’t play any game besides minecraft because she gets forced it by other people. but i know she’d love red dead i just don’t think she could be convinced into playing it (tragic)

iris: virgo versus the zodiac would speak to her, i feel. she has a secret weird side that only indie games could tease out of her.

wren: star stable!!! secret horse girl lore.

thomas: resident evil 4 because depending what you headcanon him as hes either feening for leon or ada or both.

coriane: definition of stardew valley girlie. but considering what she went through maybe yume nikki would be a game she keeps close to her heart (someone check up on her).

elara: if the sims 4 existed in the red queen verse it could have saved a lot of lives. maybe even her own.

sara: she wipes everyone in super smash bros you best believe it.

julian: castlevania: symphony of the night… mm the grip it has on this nerd loser… do not even breathe the name alucard around him he will give you the entire dracula lore starting with le fanu’s carmilla.

dane: detroit become human. played markus’ storyline and bro suddenly was made to govern a democratic republic for the people by the people.

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i need coriane and shade content right now 😡

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red queen tv show plz dont get shadow and boned plz i beg you

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mare barrow sketch !!

i got a new drawing app finally

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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daily reminder that the barrow family is NOT white. hope this helps !

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HELP LMFAOO

rating twerkability of red queen characters bcuz im unemployed:

mare: 2/10 she has some ass she just has no idea what she’s doing with it

cal: 6/10 he also has no idea what hes doing but his glutes are so phat that 6 is quite literally the lowest he can score

maven: this one is really difficult bcuz at first thought i thought he’s too skinny and a flop to shake ass but then i thought about it more and how he’s definitely bottomed out and so…. what? i guess a 7/10? maybe controversial but hes got to be better than cal at something and that’s definitely not being king

diana: deadass 1/10

kilorn: 9/10 he says he’s a natural but he actually practised

shade: 10/10 an actual natural

iris: 4/10 she just doesn’t want to learn how or even attempt but 4 points for potential

evangeline: 6/10 she’s good at everything except maybe this

elane: 9/10 twerk master

ptolemus: 8/10 he learned for his wife

cameron: 1/10 somebody help herrrr omg

wren: 7/10 she’s too polite with it someone get this woman a drink

thomas: 9/10 was the village whore walking around like that

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OFHYP (working tittle) sneak peek:

I can’t marry Maven. The elevator doors started to close, but Tiberias’s hand shot forward and stopped them. His expression solidifying into his usual stern, sulky demeanor like a line of soldiers falling into place. Of all the members of Maven’s vile family— and extended family— the one that unsettled Mare the most, the one she hated with visceral fervor, was the robot now quietly standing beside her. His mammoth shoulder leaning against the opposite wall, as far as possible from her, his hands tucked in his pockets. “Have you seen your brother?” Mare snapped. The silence was making her skin itchy. "I need to talk to him." “It’s bad luck for the bride and the groom—” “As if you care about my fortune,” she almost laughed, turning in his direction. “As if you weren’t sprinkling legal incentives all over the prenup to get us divorced. Yeah, I have my sources. You’re not as sneaky as you wished.” He did the military robot version of a chuckle; a quick straight-faced expulsion of air through the nose. “I was merely looking out for your wellbeing.” He turned to face her. “Making sure you don’t walk out empty handed.” Her jaw dropped. What was this talk of walking out? On the very day of her wedding, no less.

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finally got around to posting some art but anyways here's mare barrow

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HELPP 😭

this. that's the post.

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THE MAVEN ONE WAS BRUTAL 😭

im obviously using my tiktok account for very serious matters

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maven’s live reaction right after witnessing cal and mare’s dance scene

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THROWBACK: When The Calore Brothers' IQ Momentarily Drop in Some Scenes:

The Red Queen Fandom:

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Random Question, but towards the end of Red Queen when Mare and Maven blew up the bridge, and Cal came running out, was Cal wearing his PJs?? And if so, what type were they?? Like blue and white pinstripes or what??

lace negligee 

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Joyce acts around Hopper the same way her 14 year old son acts around his crush and that will never not be adorable

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Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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