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Hi are your requests still open if they are would you mind writing a suicidal! Cartman x reader were Heidi breaks up with him and he says he’s gonna kill himself but he actually does try to and the reader stops him. If you can thank you very much if you can’t that’s fine thanks and have a wonderful day

oh god i'm so sorry for making you wait so long! I feel terrible for abandoning this acc for a while.

Eric Cartman

You were sitting on your bed, studying for the next day. You had a huge test coming up that you needed to get a good grade on so you muted your phone.

Once you were done with your study session, around 6PM, you checked your mobile - you had 5 missed calls, one from your mom, one from Eric and three from Kyle.

Kyle only calls when the group is going out or there's something bad going on, so with furrowed brows you unlocked your phone.

Surprisingly, you had a bunch of texts from Stan. This has to be serious you thought.

Marsh:

Y/N

Y/N do you know anything about cartman

we kinda worried, he told us he'd commit suicide and we couldn't reach him since

Y/N:

what the fuck?!

is that why Kyle's been calling me??

omw to his house, i'm calling you

You dial his number while putting on your shoes

'What happened?' you ask without saying hi.

'I'm not sure but Kyle said he and Heidi had an argument after school. He texted Kenny saying sorry and that he should've known he's never enough or something like that.'

You arrive at his house. 'Thanks dude, just got here, I'll call you back.' You say as you hang up.

You open the door - it's always open. You know that, you know every detail about the house.

You don't greet Liane - you know she'll make small talk if you do. You know that, you know every detail about her.

You run up the stairs and stand in front of Eric's door. You push up the doorknob, then slam it down, opening it.

It's empty.

You panic. You two talked about this before, as a joke. He told you he'd either hang himself in his room, or...

Bingo.

You rushed to the bathroom, slamming open the door.

There he was, resting his head on a cupboard, a cup of water and a box of medicine in his hands.

You didn't know if he'd swallowed anything yet.

You let out a gasp as you crouched next to him.

'Y/N?' he asked, confused. His eyes were red, he'd obviously been crying. You teared up as you saw that the box of medicine wasn't opened. You arrived just in time.

You hugged him and sobbed into his arm.

'I was so worried' you confessed. Seeing your tears he let out a shaky breath and hugged back.

You stayed the night that day.

You talked everything out. He told you about the breakup, his feelings, told you he was about to open and chug the painkillers when you stepped in and how he regretted his attempt. He decided in the heat of the moment and after telling everyone (except you) about his plans he felt like he had to follow through with them.

You'd cried a lot that night. You loved his stupid, stupid ass and you wouldn't have forgiven yourself if you let this happen.

bonus: you failed the test.

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updated my rules! all NSFW will be tagged as spoof

Rules

Hello! I am a new South Park themed blog. In this post I want to tell some basics about what I do or do not write.

I’ll write:

Scenarios

Headcanons

x readers (I’ll write female readers, so if you want male readers, just include it in the request!)

Ships

NSFW

I will not write:

gross NSFW

Minor x adult

Other things to know:

English is not my native language, so if something sounds off, it’s because of that. Please, make sure to tell me about these mistakes (politely of course) so I can fix them!

In one request, the maximum amount of characters I’ll do is two.

You can send the requests in my ask box or my PM!

Thank you so much for reading this, I hope you have a nice day!

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Hi! Idk if you are busy so xD If you are free sometime, maybe you could write a scenario on Cartman and Kyle being in love with the same person? Like, Cartman being a regular manipulative ass he is and Kyle being... Kyle. Might even include stick of truth stuff xD Sorry to bother you and good day❤

sorry, I won't include stick of truth. I kinda don't remember anything and I don't want to mess anything up :(

Kyle and Cartman crushing on the same person

needless to say you're part of the gang

you started hanging out with them in highschool

they found you really attractive

Kyle fell for your caring personality

Eric fell for your morbid humor

when the two found out about the other's feelings they had a fight

like after school they met behind the school and threw hands

half of the school went cause Eric made a big deal out of it

no one really knew why they were fighting but they always did and they were up for the show

they didn't tell you however

you were going to the store or something when you heard cheering

Eric paid people to cheer for him

you saw the crowd so you decided to check what's going on

you gasped when you saw them circling eachother

everyone was cheering but they haven't even touched eachoter

you called out their names

they were like "shut up Y/N"

then they realized

Eric told the crowd to go away cause they aren't beating no one when you're there

everyone was disappointed

you were confused

they ended up confessing for each other

"would you mind telling me what the fuck is going on?"

"Kyle has a crush on you"

"shut the fuck up, as if you don't"

they started arguing while you were like what

you agreed to go on a date with both of them

I hope it was fine!

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Dating Kyle headcanons?

hey, sorry for the little hiatus I had, I was really busy in these past few months :( hopefully I'm back though!

Dating Kyle

he's had a crush on you since like 6th grade

took all of his courage to ask you out

your first date was in an amusement park

you almost threw up after a rollercoaster ride but it was sweet

he decided to go all cliché

he took you home, you had a little chat in front of your house

before you left he grabbed your hand and gave you a soft peck on the lips

your face went full red and mumbled 'good night' then ran inside

you started dating a few days after

instantly became a power couple

he wasn't too big on PDA but he always had an arm around your waist

kisses are mostly soft and sweet but he can fuck you up with a passionate kiss

dates are mostly at restaurants

if anyone bullies you he straight up beats them up

except if it's Cartman

he only tried fucking with you once

he ended up in hospital for eating rat poison

he hasn't said anything bad to you since

Kyle's also a jealous bean

if he sees someone flirting with you he won't walk up to them and throw hands but when you go home you have to cuddle him

you're the type of couple no one wants to fuck with

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Thank you so much for your request, @denkikachu!

Clyde:

One day you walk up to him and say something like "Bebe and I made a bet. She says Kyle has the finest ass in class but I want to prove that you do" and he's so shocked

After that day he always says something cheesy to you

You giggle and flirt back

After a while you get touchy too like you always touch his shoulder or arm when you talk to him and he's always screaming internally

It goes on for weeks and everyone thinks you two are together

Until one day Wendy walks up to you before first period and asks you about it

"So are you and Clyde a thing now?"

"What? No, we're just friends."

"Then why are you always flirting?"

"Oh my God Wendy I flirted with Clyde Donovan."

She just bursts out laughing

Kenny:

Kenny actually started liking you for your flirtiness

He finds it adorable that you have no clue that what you say to him makes everyone thinks you have something

It was so sudden though

You left for the summer break and when you came back on the first day of school you say stuff like "it's going to rain tomorrow, so make sure you wear all white!"

He loves it so much!!

He actually asks you out on a date

"Why'd you choose me though?"

"You really didn't notice that you were flirting with me for months, did you?"

"Oh my God"

You drop your ice cream on the ground in embarrassment but it's fine he finds it adorable

Sorry if it sucked, it's my first time writing headcanons so I'm still getting used to the format!

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Rules

Hello! I am a new South Park themed blog. In this post I want to tell some basics about what I do or do not write.

I'll write:

Scenarios

Headcanons

x readers (I'll write female readers, so if you want male readers, just include it in the request!)

Ships

NSFW

I will not write:

gross NSFW

Minor x adult

Other things to know:

English is not my native language, so if something sounds off, it's because of that. Please, make sure to tell me about these mistakes (politely of course) so I can fix them!

In one request, the maximum amount of characters I'll do is two.

You can send the requests in my ask box or my PM!

Thank you so much for reading this, I hope you have a nice day!