space--ace

[space--ace]

I don’t understand why they cut this out of the final movie

[space--ace]

silly seals from outer space

[space--ace]

slasher movie where instead of the killers motivation being a dead child or abuse or whatever theyre a retail employee

[space--ace]

Oh yeah btw I started an art Instagram if anyone’s interested in following me there!

@cosmiic_cryptiid_art

[space--ace]

Another hook-verse entry?? Twist my arm, why don’t ya?

HOOK SEQUEL?????

[space--ace]

He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

[space--ace]

it’s merylmilly redraw monday (98 edition)! things are hard and scary but whatever! we’re just doing it scared, then!!!

[space--ace]

My dear sweet son, who I raised from the worlds smallest puppy with my own two hands, chewed up my god damn Apple Pencil

[space--ace]

may god forgive my wretched sins (spent money)

[space--ace]

thinking about that time my mom ordered a bottle of vitamins online and they arrived with the tamper seal broken and she was going to just take them anyway and in desperation i had to bust out the “you know they never solved the chicago tylenol murders” to get her to mail them back

[space--ace]

[space--ace]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[space--ace]

[space--ace]

fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” Kellogg

[space--ace]

Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

[space--ace]

when drawing requires you to draw