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Anyone wanna start a band together?

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are yall hearing this

Tommy Chow Mein tried to charge Record TWENTY CARBONS for hair dye! We gotta kill that guy or something.

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My sister stole my fucking instant ramen, is that suspicious enough for you?

Reminder that most friendships end. Better Living Industries is forever. Make the right decision and report suspicious actions from those who aim to get close to you.

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Tommy Chow Mein tried to charge Record TWENTY CARBONS for hair dye! We gotta kill that guy or something.

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me when i’m BORING and i HATE whimsy

Reminder: If you see anything suspicious, you must report it. This is a legal requirement passed under the Killjoy Safety Act of 2013.

Failure to do so can result in fines, imprisonment, re-education or tubing depending on the severity.

It is everyone's job to keep our city safe against the killjoy threat.

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sorry for tripping you too

Haha you fell 🫵

trips YOU

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guess i did :(

Haha you fell 🫵

trips YOU

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haha you fell🫵(/silly)

Haha you fell 🫵

trips YOU

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Haha you fell 🫵

trips YOU

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Trips you

falls

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on trips to the outer zones i've seen some... saw a coyote with like three tails in zone 5 a while ago. i wanted to take him in, but record said he was probably feral. i can't believe her!! :(

was near the border of the city and i saw a racoon with two heads wtf is going on in battery city man

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Squashes you like a bug

cries

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holy shit! never mind about keeping it as a pet, i guess...

was near the border of the city and i saw a racoon with two heads wtf is going on in battery city man

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radiation sadly isn't much of a problem for us anymore. we're all constantly exposed to it.

was near the border of the city and i saw a racoon with two heads wtf is going on in battery city man

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so am i :((

was near the border of the city and i saw a racoon with two heads wtf is going on in battery city man

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...woah...i love raccoons. i'm gonna find it and adopt it...

was near the border of the city and i saw a racoon with two heads wtf is going on in battery city man

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Woah there, lotta questions at once… sure, why not!

Name’s Space Bat! And no, you don’t need to know my real name.

I was in Batt City ‘til I was seventeen… I left with my sister Record Label an’ we’re still here!

Music! I dunno. Rock ‘n’ roll an’ all that.

I found a guitar… that needs new strings. Gettin’ your hands on an instrument out here ain’t easy.

Got some CDs from a MG&MK show a while back. They’re still in good condition! I’m surprised they have enough CDs to sell.

I’ve got a couple cousins, an’ of course my parents. I don’t miss ‘em too awfully much, but they were always good to have around.

Greetings fellow Killjoys

I have a series of questions for you

What is your name?

Were you born in the Zones or did you ever live in Battery City?

What type of music do you like?

Are you in any possession of music instruments (guitar, drums, etc.)

Do you own any media capable of playing music (cassette tapes, CDs, vinyl records)

If you have ever lived in Battery City, do you have any family living in Battery City?

Signed, Love Blood❤️