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there's a delicate balance between "seeing something on my dash so often i end up caring about it unexpectedly" and "seeing something on my dash so often that it gets added to the blocked list with extreme prejudice"

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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im tired of people making fictional characters they dont like randomly homo/transphobic it's always way funnier when character who suck are inexplicably allies

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English is so pervasive online that it will convince you your mother's tongue is a foreign language

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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hit it tenna!

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Tenna watch out for the thirst comments

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Silly red suited object heads who host a program? Yeah I might have a type (click for full res)

Bonus: The poster we didn't see

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Dropped my fucking heart emoticon

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Beautiful images and music will save me I know it I just know it

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Losing my mind at this poor girl in Argentina who found a kitten on the side of the road and adopted it only to find out it was a freaking jaguarundi. Look at that fucking thing. That's a whole ass kiddy cat

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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i want them to abuse each other i just don’t want them to be related or have an illegal age difference about it

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Highly recommend parents sign kids up for things they’ve never tried before so they can try a variety of things.

Highly don’t recommend parents continue to force their kids to stay in activities after the kid has given it a proper try and said they don’t like it.

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