👽I was born with webbed fish toes👽 27//she/her//ufo nut//sci fi lover//aspiring goth gf//icon by retroautomaton//
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are you gonna watch this weird ass movie with me or not
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heartbreaking! a pretty solid standalone horror story has gotten a continuation that recontextualizes all of its self-contained events as part of a massive & banal "epic" mythos
#low-key the Magnus Archives if I can be honest#like I thought I was down for the lore and some of it was fun but it did kinda cheapen everything else#it felt like a Godzilla vs mothra story by the end
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i always thought it was silly that people would get so pedantic & heated over the idea of fantasy novels using words derived from real locations like "champagne" or "lesbian" or whatever. "a fantasy setting cant have words that are dependent on real-world context" i have bad news for you about all words
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oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that
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Just finished Psycho III that shit was so cheeks man 💔🥀
#I allowed my hopes to be higher than they should have been thanks to my obsession with 2#3 was like what if we did thirty callbacks to the first movie and forgot to do anything else.#and then had looney tunes music as the soundtrack#like it really doesn't know what it's thesis is besides 'be bloodier and hornier than the first two'#Maureen had potential but wasn't even around long enough to establish a character much less make me care#sigh#psycho 3
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“you choose” “you can pick” NO, and if you insist I’ll kill you
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I have an important announcement: there is a post on here that annoys me.
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Spirit Halloween is defrosting as we speak
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my uncle who doesnt work at nintendo told me nothing
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this is your captain speaking. do you guys remember 9/11 [escalating clamor of passengers freaking out] woah woah hey hey i was just curious. christ. am i not allowed to make conversation
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once you recognise the ubiquitous and inevitable fandom life cycle it becomes much easier to free yourself from it and just keep enjoying things in a more healthy way while still thinking critically about them
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they really take money from your bank account when you buy something this is so fucked up :/
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me normally: i like your outfit
me in the dimension where im always with a scary bug: me and my scary bug like your outfit
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