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Mommy is being boring this morning, she's working on the computer. I keep staring at her, making her feel guilty. #guilttrip #staring #playwithme #waiting #bored #puppyeyes #cutestdoodle #sweetgirl #imagoodgirl #goldendoodlelove #dogs #goldendoodle #minidoodle #doodles #doodleself

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Mommy gives me full body massages every morning, I lay my head on the pillow, trying to stay awake. #sleepydoodle #massage #thatsthespot #dontstop #mommysbaby #ilovemymommy #doodlelove #doodlesrock #goldendoodlelove #goldendoodle #dogs #dogsofinstagram #pillowtalk

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I keep going out to bark but mommy keeps coming with me. She is totally ruining my vibe tonight. I mean, I have to protect my home. You never know when there might be a bunny burglar. #bunny #bark #vibe #homeprotection #badassbark #puppypower #home #mommysnofun #letmebark #protection #goldendoodlelove #tireddoodle

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We went on a really long walk this morning in the snow flurries. I had a great time but I enjoy our walks daily! I saw a little kid and she scared me, she just stood there talking to me. I was like, wooo get me out of here. #scary #heartofthecowardlyloin #shewasnice #walk #walkingthedog #snowdoodle #flurries #cutie

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I resting after all the playing this morning. We played tag, fetch and wrestling. I'm a tired puppy. #doodle #wrestling #fetch #tag #doodlelove #playtime #tireddoodle #mommysbaby #doodlesrule #goldendoodlelove #minidoodle

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I was not cooperative with playing fetch today, I told mommy there were too many dogs at the park. Plus there was a ball thief. #fetch #dogpark #funtimes #sharethelex #doodles2love #windy #feelslikesummer #warmweather #goldendoodlelove #doodlepower #toocute #happydoodle #happy

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Are you serious? We're leaving for the park right now....you mean right now? That makes a very happy doodle!!! #goingtoplayfetch #dogpark #doodlelove #hurrymom #imwaiting #excited #furcoat #furbaby #minidoodle #masterstation #sharethelex #lexkydogtrainer #lexdoodle #kydoodle

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I came to visit mommy and to snuggle. I am giving my mommy healing powers....you guessed it, another tummy ache. Mommy thinks she's going to have a tummy ache for the rest of life. #snugglebunny #snuggles #catattitude #caturday #oreo #mygirl #babygirl #mommylovesme #mommysbaby

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Mommy, when you throw the ball, I will run lighting fast to catch it. #run #flash #lighteningfast #fastdoodle #doodle #fetch #outfielder #sunny #beautifulday #sharethelex #lexky #dogpark

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My adventure in the world of painting!!! First try.

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I'm resting. I've been playing really hard with my mommy. fetch, tag and my fav, wrestling, for the past two hours. #play #indoorfetch #indoorplaytime #wrestling #resting #letsplay #doodlepower #puppypower #goldendoodlelove #goldendoodle #furbaby #animals #lovemydog #doodlebug #dogs #spoiled

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Mommy has been fussing for a week, to me, that her $6 toaster had broken. Well, she discovered yesterday the toaster was unplugged. Can you imagine my surprise? I mean I had to listen to her for a whole week!!! #toaster #unplugged #sillymommy #complaining #doodlelove #pumpkinpie #goldendoodlelove #minidoodle

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Hard Decisions

Today I went to a funeral, of our associate pastor. It was a celebration of his life! There was great singing and preaching, calling the lost to Christ. Since then, I've been thinking about my life, the impact on other's, and if it is genuine or just superficial. I have several friends, both Christian and non-Christians. I've learned today I have become more worldly, losing touch with my Christian friends and not following Christ as we're called to do. I must distance myself from the ones bringing me down, the negative. Now, I want to be their friends, I will continue to be involved with their lives, but I'm not going to comprise my belief's to remain friends. God has shown me this throughout the past week. One person in particular does not care for Christians, she makes negative comments about people of faith. I was shocked at first, but now, I stand up for my Christian lifestyle. I love our Lord and Savior, NOTHING will ever change this, ever. I can only do one thing at a time, first step, return to church regularly and begin living my life for Christ.....which I've not done for many years.

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capriquarius:

dukeku:

twilight fans are the worst

(via geekologie)

Oh, thank god we agree on this.

 Isn't Eve suppose to be holding the apple?

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counterforce:

somethingintellectual:heartsandaccidents:nachocheese:bbones:(via simplyalyshia)

 Are panda's gay now?

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suitep:

Anyone else warm?

(via)

oh please! Is he a rock star now?

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righthandman:

herestothehalcyon:

designinganervousbreakdown:

jholla:

pantspantsrevolution:

311 – The 90’s called, roofies aren’t cool anymore.

Tom Petty – This is the music guys who wear Hollister shirts and leather sandals use to make out with a girl in the lawn section of your local music venue after getting her drunk in the parking lot because she’s still under 21 and it’s hard to sneak booze into those places.

Dave Matthews Band – If Raffi was serious and had an eight minute violin solo.

Death Cab for Cutie – Your significant other of two months dumped you and your hand is sore from writing poetry in your Moleskine notebook so you decided to take a break and listen to this on your headphones you bought from Urban Outfitters.

Bon Jovi – Fuck you.

The Decemberists – Someone decided Death Cab for Cutie wasn’t generic enough.

The Gaslight Anthem – We can tell you’re from New Jersey because you decided to take Bruce Springsteen’s music and take all the complicated parts out of them.  Some people call this punk influence but I know better—you just don’t have the talent.  Bruce Springsteen got away with those lyrical clichés because he fucking meant it you spoiled fucking brats.

Animal Collective/Ponytail/any other indie freakout band – Frank Zappa meets King Crimson minus talent or ability but featuring all the pretentiousness.

Bat For Lashes – Nobody cared about what Chan Marshall did after she regained her sanity so you decided to put a lame-ass electronica beat behind it.

Bloc Party – Oh, that’s cute, you decided to drop the K so you could show everyone how witty you are.

Bon Iver – Call me when that incessant falsetto ceases to be obnoxious.

Coldplay – Someone decided to mix the obnoxiousness of U2 with Radiohead’s old ideas.

Kings of Leon – See above, but substitute Radiohead with The Strokes.

The Strokes – Oppers + Downers = Mediocrity.

Dispatch / OAR / Guster – Want to like Dave Matthews Band but aren’t comfortable with the black members?  I’ve got two bands for you!

Regina Specktor – Someone finally figured out how to cross Soviet ex-pat piano music with the sound of paint drying.  She has one good song and it’s about a whore.

Vampire Weekend – If anyone tells you they’re into indie music you can cite this as an example to prove indie music is dead.

Wilco – It takes an incredible amount of skill to take one of the best and most spontaneous guitarists on the planet and put him in a forum that renders him completely and totally fucking boring.

Bright Eyes – Elliot Smith is dead and there’s nothing you can do about it.

The Mars Volta – At The Drive In broke up and half of them decided to make a band that sounded exactly the same sans spontaneity or authenticity.

Nirvana – Not good, not original.  I know you were into it and it’s very sentimental but you’re probably better off just putting on your old Jock Jams albums, it’s less depressing and less contrived.

Anything Jack White has ever done – is there a single ounce of originality in any of it?

Snow Patrol, The Postal Service – I don’t know the difference.  I don’t think there’s a difference.  This is something girls I used to hook up with listened to before I realized I could do better.

Sublime –They’re a singles band and you hate to admit it.

The Ramones – They’re MC5 without the talent or the edge.  They did not invent punk, they were a bunch of dudes who didn’t shower and couldn’t play their instruments.  Look at peers like the Talking Heads or Television to see what good music looks like.

Girl Talk — There is a big difference between interesting ideas and good music.  Lip Gloss + Metallica and Whisper Song + Bittersweet Symphony were good.  That’s it.  It’s fun to listen to because you’re drunk.

Santogold – Someone found a way to water down MIA.  Hey ladies: if you want to become a famous rapper just fuck Diplo.  It’s a proven recipe for success.

Lil’ Wayne – Congratulations to Louisiana on finding a lower denominator than Master P’s Ghetto D.

No Age – stop it, we’ve heard it before.

The Arcade Fire – Canada found something worse to vomit on the United States than Bryan Adams and Prius batteries.

Magnetic Fields – Magnetic Fields were able to release 69 Love Songs and have not one of them stir any sort of emotions.  We should hire these guys to be the dude who cuts the wires to diffuse a bomb.  I accidentally originally wrote Of Montreal instead of Magnetic Fields as they’re the same band and equally talentless though more wealthy as they’re now the voice of Outback Steakhouse.

MIA – The defeat of the Tamil Tigers reinforces that karma is a bitch and bad things happen to bad people.

Disco Biscuits – This is almost as nauseating as spaz indie.  You know how some people say “You don’t need to be on drugs to like Phish, maaaaaaan!”?  You need to be on drugs to enjoy tDB.

Reggaeton – Some people claim all hip-hop or all country sounds alike.  There is only one genre of music to be so incredibly bad as to legitimize those sort of ignorant, sweeping statements pertaining to an entire subsection of music.

Paul Oakenfold / Armin Von Buuren – I used to think I was fairly accepting of most electronic music types until I had a Middle Eastern roommate who listened to nothing but deep trance.  I can’t believe people dance to this—it actually helped me fall asleep.  Never have drugs seemed so boring.

Alright, I think this is a good start.  I’m going to try to keep this updated.  Feel free to reblog or comment with suggestions.

Reblog because this is hilarious…. And I agree with approximately 90% of it…. And because it’s sure to piss people off…..

Reblog because I like at least 11 of those bands and I don’t care who knows it (:  I’ve always been good at wasting time.

Surely that was a joke, right?  There’s some good bands in there.

Their post is obviously invalid due to Jack White being on it.

 Really? I mean really?  I am proud to say I am a fan of several of these bands.  In the words of my co-workers -- Keep on rockin' in the free world.

Bands You Shouldn’t Be Wasting Your Time With (The Annotated List)