Kenz Age 20. Pronouns They/them/their/it/its. I make a lot of fanfic shit and headcanons for my own OC.
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LET MY CARPENTER BEES STAY!! THEYRE POLLINATORS AND FRIENDS!!!!

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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pug trafficking
Stanford: *trying to cross the Mexican border* Stanley, why is it that I'm being questioned for suspected 'pug trafficking'? Stanley: Damn Santiago. The rat. Stanford: Stanley! This is serious! What did you do? Stanley: Stop getting so worried. You evaded the authorities in multiple multiverses, you'll be fine now. I've got to go and... lidiar con algo. Stanford: Stanley!
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Breaking News: a group of sleepy elders have been spotted in mattress store, more at 12!
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"its just fiction" care to tell me what fiction is based on
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Propaganda poster for the finals !VOTE NOW! !VOTE NOW!
based off @kerink ‘s poster. And yes I used the sexyman Bill design, I wanted to maximize memeability
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I’M DOING MY PART - DO YOU?
Vote now @need-him-pregnant-poll so we can all HAVE PREGNANT FORD PINES pls I’m BEGGING YOU 😭💗🩷
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I might just kidnap the caterpillars and raise them to moths to release back into the wild to keep them from predators.


[Siren wailing]... Big pink hawkmoth season is upon us. I repeat, big pink hawkmoth season. This is not a drill.
This is an elephant hawkmoth, warming up its wings & taking off. It's caterpillars are also magnificent chonks, and they eat rosebay willow herb (AKA fireweed in the US I think?) This is a perfect reason to do less weeding. Keep some weeds, get big pink hawkmoths like this one.
Thank you from the Moth Promotional Board ✨🦋🐾🛹✨
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I’m not one to directly ask, but please, if you follow me or not
Make a post about the Australian KOSA/Australia social media ban/ASMB
Please. Even if you’re not Australian. It doesn’t have to be long just a line
If you can’t that’s fine no pressure.
But if you did one for Americans KOSA, can you please do one for us?
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I hate this motherfucker the most. People in my family who should know better fell under the sway of this lying, psychotic monster. If you’ve ever loved anyone with any kind of disability, you are betraying them by looking up to this man and giving weight to anything he says.
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Yo, can I be friends with those neighbors? I would bake cookies for them. Maybe they could help me learn spanish.

Agreed.
American families are diverse and inclusive.
MAGA can't handle their happiness and joy.
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if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to live in the midwest, this is it.
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