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WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE HE'S LICKING HIS FINGERS AFTER......you know what, I don't need to finish this sentence. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.

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caption this anyway that you like....

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NO MAN SHOULD BE THIS ATRACTIVE, I'M TELLING YOU

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Happy h*rny Sunday.

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Has he lost weight and some of that dad bod??

Ted Lasso season 4 shoots starts soon so that might be why. we're sad to see the dad bod go.

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I wanted to see his hair free and wild again and he delivered. GOOD LORD.

HIS HAIR IS MAJESTIC. it needs to run free.

NO MORE HAIR GEL ON TED LASSO PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. WE NEED THIS HAIR.

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IT'S A WANT AND A NEED.

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no thoughts just this professor sudeikis aesthetic in tumbledown

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This is Jason, last night.

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THIS BELONGS ON THIRSTYSUDEIKIS, FOR SURE.

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Happy h*rny Sunday.

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So I've been having a really rough time with my anxiety over the past few weeks. I know Ted of all people would get this, and I'd love him to just hold me close and tell me it's all going to be okay. 🥺

the world is a messed up place right now but we need to stay afloat. Here's some pretty ted for you and for everyone who's fighting to stay sane right now. ❤️

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SWEET BABY JESUS. WHAT A MAN.

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Please help me. I watched Colossal and started crying when he says "No more nice guy" and had that on my mind for days.

I need the fantasies about Jason being kind and cute cuddling in my bed back :(

but also.........bad guy is so hot, and Oscar is so HOT.

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Yall I need more messy hair sudeikis. Like Ted right after shower before styling it. In some of his earlier movies. In Sleeping with other people, specifically the scene on the boat w his wind swept hair.

Like this, you mean???? 🫠

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Is it too much to hope for NBC Ted's slutty little shorts in s4? Or at least more Led Tasso in homage because that would be ideal

I need ted in shorts and the silver fox look. it's what the world deserves.