Just a mature lady who is cleverly disguised as an adult. Weird AF and makes too many memes. Mass Effect and Shenko have taken over. I don't make the rules. Profile picture by the incredible Deinonyx_png! my Mass Effect Fanfiction can by found on A03 under the penname: SpaceVixen
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Don't Kaidan me!!!

The way FemShep says “Kaidan” in that moment is just one of my very favorite parts of the game. I actually really love the Mars mission even if I wish there was a bit *more* to the rest of the dialogue (which I why I wrote a fic for it 😂).
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NGL first time I sat through that scene I cried like a fucking baby.
Ugly crying.
Anderson and Shepard sitting together in the citadel dying though
I don’t think I’ve encountered a better cinematic moment in a video game ever.
You’re both so fucking tired and physically and emotionally totalled, and you get to sit with each other in the path of the weapon that ends the war and stare at the home you’re about to save.
And then Anderson dies.
And Shepard has to get up.
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Just a reminder I became so obsessed with these two that they had a lot of one shots and a trilogy and now I'm part way through a story that takes place the years after Phoenix Rising trilogy.
God damn, I love these idiots...
Also thanks again @deinonyx-png for the amazing commission of my babies.
Name: Faith Shepard
Pronouns: She/Her
Class: Vanguard

Backstory:
Faith never knew her parents and was brought up by nuns who ran an orphanage in Chicago. At 14, there was a transporter accident over her city and as a result she was exposed to a high dose of eezo. Due to this, biotics began to manifest and fearing she had been possessed and not believing in human biotics, the nuns called in a priest to conduct an exorcism. Traumatised, she fled the only home she'd ever known and took her chance on the streets.
Vulnerable and alone, she fell in with a bad crowd who took advantage of her unstable but useful abilities.
At 17, she attempted to mug Commander David Anderson who convinced her that she could be worth far more if she joined the Alliance.
At 22, she was sent to Akuze, where unfortunately she lost her entire unit. The experience made her doubt herself and she disappeared for three months until Anderson tracked her down and convinced her to pick herself up and return to active duty.
Upon her return, she was sent to Rio to enroll in the N7 programme. She was one of the youngest to complete the training, and after a few different assignments, Anderson insisted she become his XO onboard the Normandy.
Partly to keep an eye on her, and partly because he couldn't imagine having anyone else by his side.
Personality:
Faith usually doesn't give a shit about what people think about her, and isn't shy about speaking her mind. Although she always tries to do the right thing, she also does what she thinks is best so she is 50/50 when it comes to her Paragon and Renegade tendencies.
Even those she is close to get the business end of her anger at times, and although she learns to control it, she can act first and ask questions later.
Despite this, she can be very sweet natured should the mood call for it. Although, it's very rare she will show anyone that side of her.
Her story can be found here, a few one shots through the series but majorly focused on a post destroy ending.
#mass effect#commander shepard#femshep#shenko#mass effect 3#femshep x kaidan#mass effect 1#mass effect 2#female shepard#custom shepard#mass effect fan fiction#ao3#ao3 link#Faith Shepard#otp: you make me human#fshenko#kaidan alenko#I may be obsessed#i love them your honor
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🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
a very important compilation post
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No one ever suspects the butterfly 🦋
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!
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How I envision Kaidan's mom after asking him nicely not to yeet people:
a very important compilation post
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Look at how cute Zero is 😭😭😭

#the nightmare before christmas#zero is the bestest boy#spooky#spooky season#nightmare before disney#snow globe
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mass effect 3 secret ending where after you choose the color Nihlus shows up and tells Shepard that he staged the entire reaper invasion just to make sure they will be an okay Spectre
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Dextro Days Update! ✨
We’re extending sign-ups for Dextro Days by two more weeks!
That means you still have time to join in if you haven’t already.
📌 New Timeline:
Sign-ups close: two weeks from now
Assignments sent out: mid-September
Works due: late October / early November
So if you were on the fence or just needed a little more time—this is your chance! 💙💜
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If you're looking for a piece to commission. I highly recommend @deinonyx-png amazing work, fantastic communication.
My vision for Kaidan and Faith on their honeymoon came to life, and kept me informed every step of the process.
Thank you so much!!!!
😭😭😭😭
My commissions are open!!!
You can access my prices via my Ko-Fi or message me privately here!! I WILL draw: Almost anything! Your favourite character, your ocs, a friend of yours.
What I WONT draw: Anything NSFW!! Mechs/Mecha - nothing against it, I'm just not skilled enough with it to feel comfortable putting a price on it Offensive material
General ToS: Once a commission has been ordered and paid for, delivery (via email) will be within two weeks. The final piece is allowed to be used for personal use only. Please note that all work completed is copyrighted.
A full refund can be requested if the commission is canceled within seven (7) days of purchase. They will be handled with the up most priority - expect a refund within a 48 hour period max. This also goes with cancellations. After the seven day period has passed, only a 50% refund will be issued.
For completed commissions two ammendments can be made within seven (7) days, free of charge. Any made afterwards will inccur a charge depending on ammount of work needed.
I reserve the right to deny/cancel any commission I deem offensive.
Here are some examples of my work - you can find some more on the rest of my page and on my Ko-fi:


#commissions#kaidan alenko#kaidan and shepard#Shenko#fshenko#mass effect#Faith Shepard#female shepard x kaidan#honeymoon
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"Kaidan is boring" TOO YOU. He's my ride or die and my lover boy.
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A new chapter and again it's a wee bit naughty!
Chapters: 3/? Fandom: Mass Effect Trilogy Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kaidan Alenko/Female Shepard, Kaidan Alenko/Shepard Characters: Kaidan Alenko, Female Shepard (Mass Effect), David Anderson (Mass Effect), Kahlee Sanders Additional Tags: Mass Effect 1, Porn With Plot, Eventual Smut, Forbidden Love, Inaccurate Catholicism, Priests, Nuns, Confessional, Earthborn (Mass Effect), Biotics (Mass Effect), Alternate Universe, Religion Series: Part 31 of Commander Faith Shepard aka One Hot Mess Of A Human. Summary:
AU Mass Effect 1
Father Kaidan Alenko is assigned to a new parish under the guidance of its Pastor, David Anderson. There he meets Sister Faith Shepard, and he learns what the meaning of temptation is.
#shenko#faith shepard#fshenko#femshep x kaidan#femshep#kaidan alenko#au#alternate universe#priest#nun#forbidden love#ao3#what is wrong with me?#lord literally help me#I have sinned#mass effect artwork#digital drawing
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Haha

Commander Shepard came back to the Normandy after a few too many and was just so excited to see her biotic.
#mass effect#kaidan mass effect#mass effect kaidan#kaidan alenko#femshep x kaidan#kaidan romance#Shenko
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My commissions are open!!!
You can access my prices via my Ko-Fi or message me privately here!! I WILL draw: Almost anything! Your favourite character, your ocs, a friend of yours.
What I WONT draw: Anything NSFW!! Mechs/Mecha - nothing against it, I'm just not skilled enough with it to feel comfortable putting a price on it Offensive material
General ToS: Once a commission has been ordered and paid for, delivery (via email) will be within two weeks. The final piece is allowed to be used for personal use only. Please note that all work completed is copyrighted.
A full refund can be requested if the commission is canceled within seven (7) days of purchase. They will be handled with the up most priority - expect a refund within a 48 hour period max. This also goes with cancellations. After the seven day period has passed, only a 50% refund will be issued.
For completed commissions two ammendments can be made within seven (7) days, free of charge. Any made afterwards will inccur a charge depending on ammount of work needed.
I reserve the right to deny/cancel any commission I deem offensive.
Here are some examples of my work - you can find some more on the rest of my page and on my Ko-fi:


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Have some Mass Effect space husbands. Enjoy!
Exhausted Shepard and Kaidan Alenko in the Starboard Observation.
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Thane or Garrus for sure
I didn't include Kaidan Alenko in this since he is able to be romanced by MaleShep in Mass Effect 3. I'm also pretending that James Vega and Javik have the option for proper romances, but you're free to interpret that however you'd like, of course.
[ME Wiki]
Female Shepard version
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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.
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