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I lied. I can't commit to homestuck rp, I just don't have the interest or the drive.

Because I can, Saelum did some bullshit ritual and merged his timeline with another, and is now an oc. Follow him over at @umbra-maleficia, he will remember ship partners and friends who talked to him before the merge.

Other than that, this is officially an archive. I may not follow a ton of Homestuck people back, I'm kinda worn out with this rpc/fandom after 12 long years of being part of it.

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I 100% bet someone has already done this but here.

Valentine's Day sweetheart candy but it's will quadrants.

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Updated my rules page. //

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[Yes, you are a wife]

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I'M GONNA BABE YOU AND YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.

YEAH IT WAS ON ME FOR NOT TELLING YOU IT WAS BEEF GRUB, BUT IT'S DARK PURPLE WHEN COOKED. I KNOW YOUR EYES WORK.

YOU LIKED IT! I KNOW YOU'LL EAT IT AGAIN IF I MAKE IT.

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BABE, THEY'RE NORMAL EARTH GOATS. AND SOME GOATS I BROUGHT HOME FROM TAMRIEL.

HEY, THE ONLY HORRIBLE BUG DISH I SERVE IS BEEFGRUB STEW AND IT'S NOT HORRIBLE, YOU ATE IT WITH US LIKE, THREE TIMES OVER THE WINTER AND YOU LOVED IT.

SO ANYWAY, LIFE UPDATES. I DON'T LIVESTREAM ANYMORE, I VLOG. MY CHANNEL IS ALL GOAT AND DOG VIDEOS. AND OCCASSIONAL TRADITIONAL ALTERNIAN FOOD RECIPES.

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GOAT IS BETTER THAN BEEF, PICKY ASS. PLUS, I RAISED THESE GOATS SO THEY'RE EVEN BETTER. JUST TRY IT!

SO ANYWAY, LIFE UPDATES. I DON'T LIVESTREAM ANYMORE, I VLOG. MY CHANNEL IS ALL GOAT AND DOG VIDEOS. AND OCCASSIONAL TRADITIONAL ALTERNIAN FOOD RECIPES.

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SO ANYWAY, LIFE UPDATES. I DON'T LIVESTREAM ANYMORE, I VLOG. MY CHANNEL IS ALL GOAT AND DOG VIDEOS. AND OCCASSIONAL TRADITIONAL ALTERNIAN FOOD RECIPES.

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SPICE UP YOUR SEX LIKE WITH AMOROUS POTIONS. GUARENTEED TO MAKE YOUR VALENTINES DAY NIGHT EXTRA FUCKING STEAMY, OR YOU GET YOUR MONEY BACK IN 14 BUSINESS DAYS FREE.

INQUIRE HERE TO HAVE ONE MADE TO ORDER, FOR THE LOW LOW PRICE OF $14.99.

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I can finally use this blog again. //

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2022 and still rping on tumblr dot com

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i’m not responsible for your well-being. figure it out your damn self.

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I went and made Saelum an oc blog! Please follow him over at @stella-maleficia! //

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I FUCKING HATE MINECRAFT. I GOT FUCKING STUNLOCKED BY A WITCH AND A SKELETON, THEN A SPIDER AND A BABY VILLAGER JUMPED ME.

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I FUCKING HATE MINECRAFT. I GOT FUCKING STUNLOCKED BY A WITCH AND A SKELETON, THEN A SPIDER AND A BABY VILLAGER JUMPED ME.

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Thinking about branching out and having side universes for Saelum as an oc. I feel kinda limited keeping him a canon character, I wanna do more but I don't wanna keep him tied down to homestuck. Not a lot of other fandoms blogs want to interact with hs and, haha, I get that.

I'm not completely sure if I'm gonna make him a new blog, I gotta think about if I want to put the effort to do all that, and if it'll be worth it/if people are interested in rping with him as a fandomless oc.