spadesmidnightcrew

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hey. hey. hey.

pick me up please.

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This isn't even a hate message this is just the funniest possible thing in the universe. I'm losing my shit laughing right now

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After a long day at work, a cup of sake

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“secret garden” by sue mcgarrigle for coalport, 1998.

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fellow wisconsinites!

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Every time I put my jewelry on and then put on cologne, I remember that video from a jeweler talking about how when he steam polishes antique jewelry, it reactivates the oils in the traces of perfume and lotion on the piece and he’s essentially smelling a dead person’s perfume. Like the phenomenon of antique swords smelling like blood and death when polished. But a little sweeter and more nostalgic.

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how dare the item of clothing i developed a weird attachment to and have worn almost every single day since i bought it start to show signs of wear

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idk why people always use "fever dream" in a derogatory context because i'm still very sick and i just had the best dream ever. i was carrying a baby seal around and hand-feeding it spaghettios. it was so soft and it loved the spaghettios so much

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Pacific velvet ant, Dasymutilla aureola, Mutillidae

Velvet ants are a type of wasp; females are wingless and can deliver a powerful sting.

Photographed in California by brianjdykstranativebeesociety

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John Cena's social media is fascinating because his twitter is the most generic sounding inspirational messages ever that sound like theyre from an old calendar while his instagram is filled with weird memes that Cena mustve made himself because a lot of them seem like he's the only person that understands them

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straight people are no longer allowed to use the word twink. people calling any shit twink right now. 9 times out of 10 they're objectively not a twink. you either mean gay man, feminine man, a trans man, or you're just saying that because you can't say faggot

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i think plurality needs like an upgrade where i can take pictures in headspace and upload them to my actual phone here, so I can show people what the duck everything looks like without having to type it all out.

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buy your girlfriend an ornate dagger btw

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my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

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