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Canon

Doctor: Well, turns out to be only a minor concussion.

Izuku, sitting on the hospital bed: Wooh! *raises his hand for a high-five*

Bakugo, glaring at Izuku:

Izuku, slowly puts down his hand: Wooh…

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Todoroki: Oh, look. Bakugo is on TV.

Izuku: So he is.

Izuku, walks up to the TV and puts up his hands:

Todoroki: What are you doing?

Izuku: Waiting for him to start.

Todoroki: ??

Bakugo, faces the camera and holds up his hands:

Izuku and Bakugo, plays rock paper scissors through the TV:

Izuku: Damn it! He won!

Todoroki: H-How?

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Bnha ends Midoriya is nowhere in sight Uraraka turns around looks at the readers to break the fourth wall and says "this truly was my lesbodrama academia"

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We love digging up dirty “secrets” <333

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I’m going to try and read Homestuck now.

Try is keyword.

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MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE

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can you draw something for me to masturbate to

sure

good luck!

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I forgot I have to be active here so here’s my Twitter tutorial on how to draw folds I made a while back to help a friend!

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I had a writing professor who told us how he was sitting at a window seat in a coffee shop when somebody fell from the roof to the sidewalk. He was horrified, yet nobody else in the shop even looked up from their coffee. Some of us were appalled right away and others jumped to questioning the validity of the story. We never got a straight answer from him on if he was telling the truth but he had us discuss the entire class time whether it matters if people looked up or not. What story is told either way and why are we focusing on those in the coffee shop rather than the man who fell from the roof? How many stories can we tell from a singular event that may not have ever happened and what’s the goal in telling each one? Does there ever have to be a point in telling a story?

That one class reshaped how I think about reading and writing, and I’ll never forget it

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How do you do this, seriously,,,

“I came to a point where I needed solitude and just stop the machine of thinking and enjoying what they call living, I just wanted to lie in the grass and look at the clouds.”

— Jack Kerouac

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Touya-nii

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Due to a paperwork filing error you, a terrifying demonic creature, are now trapped in contract with a small little girl. She is constantly summoning you to play tag, check for monsters in the closet, look at her drawings… It’s truly torture.

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eddie munson has no game and he’s delusional about it, you’ve heard it here first folks!

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Fifty Comedic Prompts

"Noooooooo, really?"

"Well if she/he/they weren't flat before they certainly are now"

"You have one exhausted guardian angel, dude"

"We've nearly died enough today so please get the fuck down"

"How? How do you fall in love with the fucker who is currently chasing us down with a fucking chainsaw?!"

"I have several questions but mainly I'm just wondering how you got up there"

"Will you stop being a cockblock for one day please?"

"No, no, sweetheart, that's a predator"

"You already are stupid, she's/he's/they're gonna be fucking you stupider"

"I don't care who started it I'm coming back there to finish it!"

"We have bigger problems than you trying to sheath your sword right now"

"Your God right now is pissing on us, how is this a blessed day?"

"Can we go one day without chaos? I really need to take a two year nap"

"I need to pull the shutters dow- Is that a God damn trampoline?"

"You were so high you had a staring contest with my mother's photograph"

"You literally told the clock you're not drunk you piss head"

"The only way anyone is sucking that is if they have a microscope and tweezers"

"Suck my duh... door.... doorknob.... Yeah, suck my doorknob!"

"This heat feels like we've accidentally walked straight into Satan's anus"

"I feel like I'm talking to a toddler who knows every swear word in the English language with guns"

"I was away for five minutes and I came back to you guys having a bot invasion, Princess Diana returned to Earth with vengeance, the park was invaded by dinosaurs and the sun exploded"

"Last time I went to the doctors it involved rubber gloves and jelly"

"There's literally no traffic right now, man, just ignore the red light"

"Wow! I've never been so dry! I can use your picture to keep me safe from the rain!"

"Why is he/she/they handcuffed to the radiator?"

"What ass? You're flatter than the flat earther's theory"

"We're in the middle of nowhere, how good can it really be?"

"Guys... Guys... Guys! We forgot someone!"

"Oh look, it's Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum"

"I do not have enough hands for this"

"Hey, man, I need-Oh my God, that is a third leg! Your poor wife/husband/spouse..."

"You can't go one day without breaking my shit!"

"Quit sighing in disappoint I can hear that"

"You're just upset because your KFC can run away from you"

"Can you set me on fire? I'm cold"

"I need to make sure I'm holding a shield when she/he/they come here because I am am definitely gonna find myself on the floor"

"Who you gonna call? Those bastards!"

"If you die I'm bringing you back just to put you back in the ground myself"

"Do you go outside? Ever?"

"What's it mean when you're non sexy horny for something?"

"I hope you die first so I can eat you"

"He/she/they said they need a firm hand and I will give them/him/her a firm hand on the back of the skull!"

"Red Dead Depression honestly, Red Dead Depression"

"They're very intelligent until we leave them alone in a room together because together they share one braincell"

"I am a twig compared to you please don't hurt me"

"All that fucking hair, are you sure that's a man?"

"He... He is aware he just said girls night, right?"

"You guys make me age fifty years in a day"

"It's not like the smart smart but the smart smart smart"

"Who the hell let you of all people have a gun?"

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a group of children are tasked by a mysterious wizard to complete a heroic quest in a magical land. since this is a form a kidnapping, their middle-aged parents follow them through the portal and precede to wreak havoc in the style of Liam Neeson’s Taken