Whoa, a totally real, super hot babe wants to FUCK? Sign me up 馃槀
0 notes
she doesn鈥檛 have a tumblr but @spagoola does
21 notes
路
View notes
You love to see it
I wingmanned @spagoola so hard last night I scored him a date and titty pics
10 notes
路
View notes
14 notes
路
View notes
Let鈥檚 be like Nike and Just Do It
15 notes
路
View notes
I鈥檓 a hostage in this friendship
I held a gun to @spagoola 鈥榮 asshole and now we鈥檙e getting sushi and beverages tonight :)
8 notes
路
View notes
You know it鈥檚 bad when your friends mom knows you as the single guy
2 notes
路
View notes
Wait, that means I am. Let鈥檚 gooo
Are you Iambaddie
I don鈥檛 know what this means
3 notes
路
View notes
Are you Iambaddie
I don鈥檛 know what this means
3 notes
路
View notes
what's your dream job?
Sugar baby, easy. Work sucks
1 note
路
View note
Bro, it's unreal how ugly you are.
Why have you not decided to get plastic surgery yet?
馃槀馃槀馃槀
0 notes
Found on @patronums fridge. Big check yes for me (but not from her, ew)
40 notes
路
View notes
would you ever do an ldr?
I think it would be too difficult for me. I would want to go and do stuff with them plus there would be a lot of insecurities on what their doing. That being said, if I care about someone enough, I would try and make it work.
0 notes
Almost 9 years of my tinder info. Yes, I鈥檓 still single ladies
4 notes
路
View notes
do you like bigger girls?
Hell yea bb 馃槝
1 note
路
View note
hot honey pizza off my ballsack if you even care
2 notes
路
View notes