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Oh no…

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i absolutely love the "loyal" trait in the sims 4, because some rando was bullying cawlin in my game, and strich and groose (who both have the trait) immediately started going the fuck off on the rando. we love to see it

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skyward sword visual novel edition

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if your thing in fandom spaces is to go around ruining everyone's fun and shitting on people's headcanons, saying shit like "that character would never do that, you're making them too sympathetic, are we talking about the same character," etc., i have some words for you:

shut the fuck up

shuuut the fuck up

shut the fuuuuck up

it's called a headcanon for a reason, and people are allowed to have different interpretations of a character. the whole point of fandom is to have fun and go nuts with your imagination. stop fucking ruining it for everyone.

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Oh boy I can't wait to see what kind of posts are in my favorite character's tag! :D

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i wish you guys could read the amazing fic i haven't written and probably will never write, it's fire

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i'm not pretty enough to cosplay link, but if i was, i would go to a renaissance fair dressed as him and hand out saucy notes that say "would'st thou care to know me in mine tent?" and then when i get some dude in my tent i just play horrible recorder music at him until he leaves

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father is academy award winner guillermo del toro

link: there were these kids on the moon that looked a lot like you

happy mask salesman: yeah those are my kids

link: ..........how

hms: (link is a child. i'm not explaining this to a child, i'll fuck up.)

hms: uhh

hms: i lost my birth control pills

link: ..........what

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i feel like link would actually be really funny considering how much bullshit he's been through

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link: (makes the mistake of taking one look back after "returning" majora's mask to the happy mask salesman)

HMS and majora's wrath: (already obviously flirting with each other like they've been smanging for years)

link: what the fuck

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Hello can you make one that’s like “turn your volume down in shared spaces” it is for my sister please thank you

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SLOW ON THE SKETCHES LET ME JUST PUT THOSE HERE

Happy sales man couldnt keep that mask even if his life depended on it man.

Kid Majora and the symbolism around him with the white lilies make me insane. This arrogant child portrayed with the symbol of innocence, while shed rip a kids face off as a joke yknow <3 Very cute and silly

and Wrath hihi aswell as drippy Skull Kid

This child eats batteries and rocks 🤘

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hms if someone called him babygirl to his face:

the happy mask salesman is kinda babygirl tho

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a lot of zelda characters: (are patronizing to link even when he's an adult, because he's a skinny lil doe-eyed dude, so they assume he's not capable of anything)

link: (in sign language behind their backs) what, do you need to lecture me on how to wipe my own ass, too?

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link: no i mean, how do you have quadruplets without dying

hms: (patting link on the head) when you get to month 6, you start getting religious real fast

link: there were these kids on the moon that looked a lot like you

happy mask salesman: yeah those are my kids

link: ..........how

hms: (link is a child. i'm not explaining this to a child, i'll fuck up.)

hms: uhh

hms: i lost my birth control pills

link: ..........what

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link: there were these kids on the moon that looked a lot like you

happy mask salesman: yeah those are my kids

link: ..........how

hms: (link is a child. i'm not explaining this to a child, i'll fuck up.)

hms: uhh

hms: i lost my birth control pills

link: ..........what

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all is forgiven my child

the happy mask salesman is kinda babygirl tho