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a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was $10 and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took it down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn’t actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against their policy 

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Today I learned

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shout out to all the people who identify with gifted kid burnout syndrome who are probably just neurodivergent but werent diagnosed as a child, who used to devour books like it was nothing and never really understood why the protagonist would leave their cool fantasy world behind to go back home at the end of the story, and who are now extremely disappointed in reality and use escapism as their primary coping mechanism. how’s that bisexuality and deep-rooted anger at the school system going for you?

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"frank zappa" is what i call my electric hotdog cooker

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i saw a really cool butterfly expert man on PBS and was so in awe of him and his butterfly knowledge i tracked down the episode online to see how to spell his name and found his twitter and followed him, only for the next day to awaken to him having read not only my webcomic, but also my livetweets saying how i wanted to marry the butterfly man. he said he was flattered. anyway the moral of the story is please don’t underestimate how far down your twitter a bored entomologist will scroll, and also the internet was a mistake.

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Destroyer of tornadoes, village hero, ultimate good boi

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ok but this is cute

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sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say

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PRINCESS MONONOKE / もののけ姫 1997 | dir. Hayao Miyazaki.

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I have this head canon that Zuko finds the turtle duck he hit as a kid and APOLOGIZES like a man 😤👌

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“some of us are Black”

Follow this link to find a bundle of videos and resources related to the sociological study of sexuality

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sir that’s my emotional support cowboy 

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