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anon hate makes me feel so powerful like..you gotta hide from me? thats an ego boost. youre actually sending hate on anon? thats another ego boost im automatically better than you

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Missouri Pastor’s Fiery Speech Against Equal Rights for Homosexuals Has Stunning Twist Ending

Pardon my French, but this Pastor is a badass mothafucka.

The entire speech is further enhanced by the insight provided in this YouTube comment:

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sooo you a rough sex blog preaching feminism? fuckin weird

Look man. I don’t give a fuck if i’m knuckle deep in her ass hole and she’s covered in cum and tied to my bed frame, I still hold her equal to me.

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Who is Kimye? Apparently just two human beings getting married But for some reason attracts more national attention Then the 7 college students who were murdered Last night by a 22-year-old virgin. A man who declared he would ‘slaughter’ every ‘blonde slut’ He sees at UCSB Blaming the female population for his inabilities To fulfill his sexual fantasies. The male’s ownership over the female body Failed this man, women are just a product to be torn up and thrown away When the outcome doesn’t go his way. The news spends 30 minutes covering Kim’s wedding dress, and the guest list. When we should be having a national discussion About rape culture repercussions. 7 families will have a missing plate Around the table during the next holidays. But as long as the Kardashian’s have a show, The deranged killers will come and go.

a poem I wrote for my creative writing class the day after the UCSB massacre (via holy-cartaa)

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i’m going to start writing up some stories of the things that a and i are doing together because i think they’re interesting and it’ll be good writing exercise for me.

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current mood: horny probably

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So today, I got around to talking to some of my friends (yes, we’re that close) about some of the gels/lubes we’ve tried over the years. And, as usual, it always came back to the experience I had with this one in particular.

Tickle Her Pink Clitoral Pleasure Gel 

I don’t want to oversell, since everyone’s body is different, but in my own personal experience - this shit is the shit. 

I got a sample of it with a tiny vibrator that someone bought me years ago, and I just started playing around with it sans-vibey - and just applying it to my clit, without any kind of stimulation, I could already feel the kind of throbbing you get post-orgasm. Naturally, the reaction that followed actual stimulation was very, very loud.

((Not a good idea if you’re living with your parents.))

It smells minty, which I guess is a pretty standard thing across the board - menthol in the ingredients gave it a cooling sensation at first, and then immediately began to warm and tingle. Mmm. It’s not super gooey, like some I’ve tried, but it also won’t just run down your clit and into your anus (if you’re on your back). It pretty much stays put and it’s oh-so-good. Pair it with a clit-stimulation vibrator and you’re pretty much set for ‘orgasms fer daaaaaays’. 

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Happy birthday from CA Taylor!!! I hope your birthday was at least half as fabulous as you are :)

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Christmas Tree Cupcakes  {click link for FULL tutorial}

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Uhhh right?! Sacrilege!

Nintendo Soap Cartridges 

from Firebox || SNES soaps $21.29 & Gameboy soaps $11.49 || Buy Here

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forever reblog.

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Khloe Kardashian & Scott Disick spotted out in Los Angeles