I'm a sentient dick loving android from the future. This is my brand new NSFW blog! Dont forget to follow me on chaturbate, twitch, and twitter, pledge to my patreon and ask a naughty ask! I fucked Hugh Jackman into a 12 minute coma during an impromptu...
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Hickies yay or nay
nya~y (this isnt a real blog)
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what exactly about the giant suit makes it unfit for a work environment??
IT BIG
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Imagine actually following this thinking it'd be an nsfw blog
What do you mean.
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How many chickens must I sacrifice for this to become a true NSFW blog
Dont buy chickens to sacrifice. Send me money instead.
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How much for one nsfw post? I've got a stamp card, a iTunes gift card, and a Applebee's card.
How much is on the iTunes card.
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what if we sent lewds to this blog
It would be really fuckin' weird thats what.
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ohmygod i hate you so much brett
Come at me kid I know fucking judo.
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POST ACTUAL PORN.
Give me large sums of money.
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AWW!! Dude! Why did you have to post such nasty stuff?! My girlfriend friend walked in on me!!
That's your fault.
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Wow, I didn't expect THIS much sin. Never knew I was into all this... >\\\>
you right now
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Oh my this is rather erotic *tugs at collar*
dang right it is only top shelf eroticisms on this blog here
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This blog is far too inappropriate! Take it down immediately!
THIS LEWD TRAIN DONT STOP BABY
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