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i've died on smaller hills, so i can't judge. but i do think it's funny whenever posts about the proper definition of a poor little meow meow circulate, considering none of them mention that the origin was a kpop fan's absolutely bonkers tweet about not being able to protect a full grown man who was getting backlash for including audio from the jonestown cult leader jim jones in one of his songs

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This blog isn't listed on the pokemon website, is this a parody blog? genuine question, cause i know theres a lot of those and im deeply confused

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Reading hitchikers guide for the first time was really funny because it was like ohhhh THIS the writing that every unfunny nerd has been trying to emulate from like ‘00-‘12 . But good.

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this current run of elvis-themed gimmick blogs seem to have gotten elvis confused for johnny bravo

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was reminded of that youtube channel that records footage of that bridge that scalps trucks today. one of the fascinating developments that's happened since i last heard about it is that, in one of their many attempts to stop the trucks from being can-opened, they installed a traffic light that detects when a vehicle that's over the allowed height is coming and turns red so the driver can stop and hopefully notice the signage all around that's screaming "YOUR VEHICLE IS OVERHEIGHT TURN AROUND" and avoid an accident. However as a result sometimes drivers see the light turning yellow and IMMEDIATELY start flooring it to avoid having to stop, ensuring that the roof of their truck just gets fucking annihilated instantly. Really beautiful stuff you should check it out

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The children's show villain is a figure who sadly is not seen outside the children's show. There are few stock characters who as succinctly declare, from sheer stage presence, "the world is unloveable and it is painful to live here; that which delights mankind is like ash on my tongue" without being too fucking whiny about it.

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Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Sky ✦ (2009)

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filmmakers and audiences and critics alike all need to start suspending their disbelief again

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con Crete? the whole place?

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Late Mer-may art challenge: Quaxwell! 5hr! This is so tall at 9" x.x when I was first making it I was thinking how tall its hair was and idk I guess I ended up making all of it pretty long. A fun thing is that around the four hour mark I happened to be at the episode in the anime where Quaxly evolved into Quaxwell!

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Bathing my gastrodon. For enrichment