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Honestly I tried to get into Dora the explora but like media is supposed to be escapism for me and she keeps like asking me like wheres this wheres that and tbh its actually really stressful. Im not dealing with that
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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes
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Don't worry everybody I promise to be normal tonight.
One drink in: Who would like to swear fealty to my cause
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you're just jealous because they draw me with shark teeth to indicate my rowdy personality
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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website
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You'll never fuck a weird bitch if you have no whimsy
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having a girlfriend is probably crazy. you get to say shit like “this is my girlfriend”
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