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pride & prejudice geraskier au. based on this screencap.

[image description: a digital painting of geralt and jaskier standing face-to-face in a warmly lit antique room, gazing into each other’s eyes. both wear regency-era attire; jaskier wears an off-white caped coat over a ruffled shirt, and geralt wears a simple black suit coat with a white cravat, maroon sash, and silver wolf medallion. end id]

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Finally have some time to get back to art now that I'm done with all my assignments <3

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Детишки в сборе!

Ну, почти...

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Modern AU - Siblings’ pranks

Aegon: Jace, if Aemond asks you where I am, don't tell him okay?

Jacaerys: Okay... Why?

Aegon: No reason

Jacaerys: Egg, what did you do?

Aegon: Wow. So you just automatically assume I did something, huh?

Aegon: Why can't it have been him? I guess it's too much to expect some loyalty from my own boyfriend smh

Jacaerys: Cut the crap, Egg. Last week you replaced his toothpaste with hemorrhoid ointment

Aegon: Oh yeah that was good

Jacaerys: So what did you do?

Aegon: …I knew Luke is coming to his place tonight, and I hid the dirty socks beneath his bedsheets and stole all his lube

Jacaerys: Okay, that is pretty good

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Imagine Clark is self conscious about being in a relationship with Bruce as his type usually runs more... morally gray, shall we say (see Talia, Selina, Harvey, Khoa)

So one day whilst they're flirting Clark's just like 'one time, I ran a red light' and Bruce just jumps him.

So Clark's like 'aha, he does like bad boys B)' but Clark is the furthest thing from a bad boy and he hates lying so instead of doing bad things, he morphs the truth into a 'bad boy' variant such as 'I littered the other day' (meaning he fed the birds) or 'I skipped work' (meaning he was given a day off)

Clark thinks he's really pulling one over on Bruce when in reality Bruce thinks it's way hotter that Clark is pretending to be a bad boy than him actually being one.

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by 🥩

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When Clark and Bruce start dating, Jon doesn’t stop calling Bruce by his name. That’s okay, Bruce expected that.

What he didn’t expect was for his children to start calling Clark Dad. And they still call Bruce by his name.

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Hal: I invented a fun game we can all play. It’s called Batmobile or Clark. I give you actual quotes I heard and you tell me if Batman was talking to his car or his boyfriend.

Bruce:

Clark:

Bruce: I don’t think I like this game.

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Jon: (wearing a shirt that says “Member of the Nightwing Fan Club”)

Damian: (opens up his jacket to reveal a “President of the Nightwing Fan Club” shirt)

Clark and Bruce: (walk into the room both wearing “Founder of the Nightwing Fan Club” shirts)

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boy they're never really beating the allegations

do I even need to ask why are you talking about the super eyes and the powerful hands of another man bruce

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AU WHERE CLARK IS A GRUMP!!! JUST A RAINY CLOUD OF A MAN!!! I want older, exhausted, i- may- feed -on- sun- but- I -ain't- no sunshine- Clark Kent.

I think being constantly alienated and casted out and honestly, despised for being an alien yet saving the human race every Wendsay is bound to make the best of us a little hostile, -

do NOT get me wrong Clark loves his Ma and Pa, but he's mostly here because Diana keeps bullying him into it, and bc his parents happen to be apart of said species that thins his patience everyday.

LIKE-

This man is giving " Absolutely would yell at Parry White for trapping him in interviews with Lex Luthor even if he KNOWS Clark hates his guts" vibes. Living for it.

" TELL THAT FUCKING MORON THAT UNLESS HE PLANS TO SAVE 300 POLAR BEARS FROM MASS HOMELESSNESS, HE CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT CLIMATE CHANGE!"

Bruce, literally shaking in his chair at the Daily Planet after Alfred grounded him with social interaction for patrolling late: hn

Clark is staring. Bruce can SWEAR there's a spot of red glowing in those ocean eyes before this titan of a man directs his attention to a tight-grinning Lois Lane, " What the fuck is HE doing here?"

" You were supposed to interview him today, remember?"

" It's honestly fine I can leave if he's busy"

" I'm not busy, Morticia Addams, I just don't wanna be around ANOTHER rich prick for hours- fuck it. Come on. I NEED to know how you knew Lex was swapping spit with those crooks from that laboratory. "

'' well some of us don't need to yell to get our point across"

" What?"

" Nothing"

Bruce of course follows Clark close and despite Clark expressing crystal clear " eat the rich and shit them out" energy, they still have a " excuse me, he asked for EXTRA blueberry" moment

ALSO GRUMPY TEAM DAD!! " Alright, which one of you failed condoms arranged this press conference? Was it you, Hal? I WILL make you hold that lantern while I fix the coffee maker again."

Arguing with Batman would be so much funnier. " You're a superpowered alien with unmatchable strength and anger management issues, of COURSE I have the right to worry!"

" Oh you fucking say that as if humanity hasn't been its own monster since, oh I don't know, - FOREVER? Maybe check your facts before you come at me, Bruce."

And Bruce is of course SHOCKED. " How-"

" I used my X-ray vision."

" You betrayed my trust!"

" Of course I did, we're not FOUR."

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When ur a poor farmer who gets hired by a mysterious rich family to care for their castle’s garden, and u finally get to see the absolute dilf of a vamp the father is

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idk superbat fics where Bruce dies and Clark immediately drops everything to try and resurrect him always seemed kinda ooc to me, like yes Clark loves him but I think he would be too uncomfortable to actually go through with -

oh. hm

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Just some good bonding with your best friend

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im not sure if anyone has talked about this but its driving me insane.

In the JLU episode “the man who has everything”, its supes birthday and diana and bruce go to visit him. bruce just gives him, like, a hundred dollar bills, claiming he doesnt know what to get him. diana, though, was going to give him a rose before it got crushed in battle. all she says is, “theres a new type of rose called ‘the krypton’” or something like that. nothing much else.

In the og comic of the same name, its bruce who gives him the rose.

not only that, he admits that he fucking INVENTED a new breed of rose for him!!! this part has been mentioned before, but thats not my point.

im not sure why they changed it, but i might have an idea.

i have a theory that the showrunners saw this shit and went “this is TOO gay even for them. we cant put this in the show, just have the woman do it. we cant have the kids getting any funny ideas” which is so fucking funny but also fucked up. let the men have their romantic gifts and i think they should revive the show and have an episode dedicated for just bruce and clark to have romantic evening to compensate for this #wakeupamerica #censored

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my takeaway from youtube compilations of them is they deserve each other

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mr. wayne...