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Burrowed into my friend's crevices too hard and accidentally ate them out
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I was at the gym today with my friend working out core, doing cable crunches
And naturally I decided to increase the weight. Unfortunately, due to physics, the weights exerted and equal and opposite force and I started to be pulled towards them. In my semi panic the only solution I could come up with was very desperately asking my gym buddy to "step on me" which resulted in them sort of dragging me across the gym floor and standing on my feet.
Caught the guy next to us staring
#Was he staring in horror and disgust#Possibly#It all worked out (heh) though#Gym#It would be pretty nice if I could turn off physics#Would make the gym easier#The implications though#Zero gravity for a second#Would everything start floating apart only to crash back together#Funny
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I love coming out of an event physically changed. Like yeah now I have glitter on my phone and ash on my face but damn if I didn't enjoy that board game convention
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