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the concept of a respawn anchor is so funny. in the Overworld, when you're struck and fall, you wake up in your bed, tucked into the covers with a pillow behind your head. "it's okay," the universe says, for it is kind, "you can try again. rest until you're ready."

the respawn anchor drags your dead and burning body through the hellscape you've sent it to and stabs it through with lightning until you're up and feeling considerably worse than how you did at death. the box will spark and hiss and scream at you to feed it again, or you won't be making it back the next time you're pitched into molten lava.

"i am kind," the universe says. "so i provided you with a world that you could've easily chosen to remain in. player, you cannot sleep here. you forfeited your right to a bed by leaving the confines of my great kindness. if all that you seek is within you, you can do without me."

[Player was killed by Intentional Game Design]

[Player was resurrected by themself]

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what the hell, sure

based on this

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social media relativity within the average 10k+ note post on this site: a new theory i’ve been working on

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"American evren cant hurt you"

U LIAR AMERICAN EVREN PAINS ME AND IS AN ASS

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‘no one uses tumblr!’ ‘tumblr is dead!’ no there’s at least enough people for us to point at each other and go ‘10k notes!!!!!!’ and it can happen

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these are KILLING me

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Shout out to "enunciate" for being one of those words that forces you to do itself.

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Reblog if your art project has not, does not, and never will make use of generative ai at any point in your creative process.

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"_____ has two hands! Just ship them both!"

Romeo has four hands. She could juggle so many oranges with those. She could probably hold ten cats at the same time, if she got creative enough. She could also kill someone. She can do whatever she wants.

Forget romance. Give her 1 million cats. Teach her to juggle. Clap politely when she kills a man. This is what we want to see.

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Y’all get that this is weird as hell right? Shipping creators in fan spaces where they can’t see it is one thing, or even fan spaces where they might stumble upon it on accident. Directly replying to one of Pearl’s tweets asking if she is in a relationship with Gem is not okay.

As far as any of us know, Pearl is a straight woman in a long term relationship with a man. Asking if she’s in an “unofficial” relationship with Gem is not cool. I will give this person the benefit of the doubt and say maybe they didn’t know that Pearl has explicitly called herself straight or that she has a boyfriend, but either way you don’t directly reply to a creator’s tweet with questions like this. Take it to a fan space or Google if you aren’t sure.

Also I’ve censored this person’s name so please don’t go looking for them just to reply to or harass them, also super not cool. They have one other tweet and it’s also kind of weird so it’s also possible they’re a troll who wants attention anyways.

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guys... i cant escape them. shes everywhere.....

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Unpledged alliance

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Last one for today i promise Based off Connor's Id photo art :D

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I can stop drawing Tad, this silly frog blorbo has me in a chokehold. i love her sm

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if you chewed on mi-go, she would have the same texture as those polly pocket clothes from the 2000s.