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if I don’t sing along with the prophet in No Longer You from The Underworld Saga I will start tweaking

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✨ Raw dogging life ✨ . . I really had to draw a Mobius version 🙈💕 . .

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✨ Lokius parenting styles ✨ . . Kevin and Sean love their dads so much 🤭💕

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Knowledge is empowering

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I know I’m on pms because I just said I’m their fish and they were confused and I said I didn’t know what I meant and nearly started crying

also the pain in my stomach but mostly the crying

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So in this fic Loki and Mobius are about to fuck and Loki’s intrusive thoughts go “what would dad think” and he goes “I don’t give a shit this is my moment and I’m about to enjoy the fuck out of it

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GodDAMN

This picture is just 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼 The lighting, the purples and blues just go so well, & his facial expression + head tilt. AAAAAHHHH I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE ATTRACTED TO EYEBROWS IN MY LIFE!!

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“Why did you start learning Spanish, Latin, Greek and Norwegian?” TOM MADE ME DO IT

TOM HIDDLESTON + LANGUAGES

From upper left: French, Mandarin Chinese, German, Korean, Italian, Ancient Greek, Spanish, Latin, and Russian.

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I love loki as a show because OB just drops a line like “sorry it took me so long to build this extremely advanced piece of technology I’d never seen before, I lost my job and my wife left me lol” and we’re just like yeah. okay. this is usual. carry on.

and also sylvie is a literal norse goddess whose dream life is to work at a mcdonald’s and listen to records like every other mentally ill bisexual with a mullet, and loki is a literal god in love with Some Guy who’s a mustachioed gay jetski enthusiast and an ai clock is in love with the guy who made her and the way time works just makes NO sense but you’re too busy staring at tom hiddleston’s delectable jawline and puppy dog eyes deliver the best performance of his life to even care

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*gently holds number four* and if one more fucking person makes his life hard I am going to gut all of you like fish

Gotta love how Loki's friend group is essentially:

His parole officer who is now his partner (in several ways).

The cop who arrested him.

Some guy from accounting who he once threatened to gut.

The one-man IT department.

An absolutely feral alternate-timeline version of himself.

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The idea of Loki using old-school english and Shakespearian insults is fucking hillarious, but I think it's even funnier if he doesn't talk like that all the time and it only comes out when he's really pissed off.

Like, imagine you're arguing with him and bro calls you a "cockalorum". With a really strong british accent. Out of absolute nowhere.

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“Everyone assumed” no no he willingly let go of Thor’s hand because he didn’t want to deal with the fact that he would never be loved by anyone and that he’d been living a lie. Things didn’t just get hard. It became unbearable. I will stand by this shit forever.

Ayo so like.. I was just thinking about Loki again-

Dude faked his death every time something major happened in his life 💀

Found out he was adopted? Fell into space, everyone assumed he died

His mom died? Faked his death and pretended to be his dad for a hot minute

His whole planet got blown up? He- ok yeah he technically actually did die at that point

Anyways y’all get the point 🫶

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yeah but after rewatching the Avengers I’ve come to the conclusion that they were sexy whilst doing it

Girls be like “he’s my little guy” and he’s committed the most atrocious war crimes

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The Onion + Loki (13/?)

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GIRL I HOPE THE FUCK YOU DO /sarcasm

THOSE ARE MY REASON TO LIVE

with the fandom dying down a fair bit, it feels like I could probably just stop my comics at this point 😂🙏🏻