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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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daily affirmations

i am the unkillable faggot

i can exist in grocery stores

i have the shittiest music taste in any room

i have a gun

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So apparently Tumblr ate my original post about this but:

A couple weeks ago I’m going to get lunch and as I open the fridge, my mother attempts to communicate to me that any chicken currently in the fridge is ok for people to eat, because the chicken that was intended for the dog to eat has been used up.

What she actually says is, “That’s human chicken.”

After taking a minute to process all horrible implications of the phrase “human chicken”, I decide to go a different route and hold the tupperware of chicken out to my sister, saying, “Behold, a man!”

This was evidently the wrong choice, as it meant I had to explain to my parents who Diogenes was, thereby cementing the incident in their minds and leading to me, just now, opening the fridge to see the following incredibly cursed image:

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🤭 I'm a girl but with a little 😏 extra something 😉

Can you guess what? 🤪

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I want to talk to people but if I bother anyone they'll kill me. And I'm pretty bad at starting and continuing conversations

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When the character who's a condensed version of the things that are Wrong With You is still a good person and deserves love and compassion

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was behind a truck today with a bumper sticker that said "JESUS CAN HELP YOU" and in my head i was like 🙄 ok but then i saw a second, handmade sign on the side of the truck that said "taskrabbit: call jesus torres" and his phone number

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I can't believe this is even a debate but even if someone's disability is genuinely fully caused by their own actions they still deserve accommodation and community

Yes this applies to substance use yes this applies to reckless behaviour yes it applies to purposefully injuring yourself.

If someone disables or injures themselves on purpose to such a large degree then they need aid regardless of how you feel about their actions

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"waow i really wanna be this persons friend.." continues to not talk to them but likes every single one of their tumblr posts i come along

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Why are you using chatgpt to get through college. Why are you spending so much time and money on something just to be functionally illiterate and have zero new skills at the end of it all. Literally shooting yourself in the foot. If you want to waste thirty grand you can always just buy a sportscar.

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i cant even begin to describe the emotion lmanberg c!crimeboys elicit in me it’s like. gutwrenching distress and pure unbridled fondness and incredible torment its . Holy fucking shit they are so threy are they are literally so important like . like cwilbur built a country, a dream really, it was his dream and his life and also his biggest regret his unfinished symphony forever unfinished because he realised it could never live up to who it was for LIKE. LIKE DO YOU UNDERSTAND??? it was his dream his life and his biggest regret AND IT WAS CTOMMY. THATS WHAT CTOMMY IS TO HIM. wailing crumpling to the floor

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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im gods weakest faggot

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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Trump card

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I look at the pfps of people liking a drawing of mine and im like oh??

Woah, cute emo guy!! I wanna draw it~ So I did

Well turns out it was a griller

If I was in the jungle i would have died. badly.

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after