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ive just seen the american psycho characters drawn as my little ponies and honestly i dont think patrick should have been given that cd as his cutie mark. i think you're doing it wrong if you're not making him a perpetual blank flank

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that post about how waxwings are always photographed eating photogenic red berries ruined me. it’s all i can think about whenever i see another Waxwing Eating Berries photo. why do they only eat those berries why are they always conveniently in the berry tree in the first place do they never go anywhere else. do they have a sponsorship deal. what is Big Berry hiding from us

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La venganza del palo.

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Has not eaten in two minutes

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her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

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It's unbelievable to me that everyone crops out the fourth panel of this comic

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I really want to see an orangutan with conditioned and flat ironed hair, I think we should do it once

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bro we are straight up smoking the creature

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Me: I’m going to start only eating when I’m hungry. That way I won’t snack all day long and I can enjoy proper meals when I actually need them instead :)

Me 22hrs after my last solid food: wait fuck I forgot about the ADHD

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“The original orgies and bizarre sex were perfectly sufficient” I am always saying this

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got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

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btw im using the royal treasury to fund another expedition to find the font of eternal youth. not that i need it but it would be nice to take the credit for. ive heard the southern islands are wonderful this time of year so im guessing its somewhere around there. have you seen my bathing garments

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A cartoon where Elmer Fudd gets married and gives up hunting Bugs Bunny to live happily with his wife only to discover 30 years into a blissful relationship that his wife was actually Bugs the entire time and also their three wonderful children were also Bugs