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The book:

The movie:

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Everyone!! After years and years, Paint Tool SAI is finally getting an upgrade! Go try the Paint Tool SAI 2 beta! 

Just a few of the new features:

64 bit/multi-core support

Font tool with text layers

Bigger canvases! Up to 100,000 x 100,000px canvas size for 64 bit

Bigger max brush size (up to 5000px)

Circle and line rulers

Perspective ruler (guide lines for 1 - 3 point perspective)

Select/edit multiple layers at once

Upgrade for free if you already have a SAI 1 license

Paint Tool SAI is my number one recommended art program for digital painters and this just makes it even better! The new font tool and canvas size limits, especially, should make it so much easier for people trying to make comics.

This is still in beta, so it’s untranslated and has some bugs. But it’s still great news! Go try it out!

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*clears throat*

Dashing through the snow, in my rusty Chevrolet,

Down the road I go, sliding all the way.

I need new piston rings, I need some new snow tires,

My car is held together by a piece of chicken wire.

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio is okay.

Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet.

I went to the IGA, to get some Christmas cheer,

I just passed up my left front tire and it's getting hard to steer.

Skidding down the highway, right passed the angry cops,

I had to drag my swampers to get the car to stop.

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio is okay.

Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet.

Bouncing through the snowdrifts, in a big black cloud of smoke,

People laugh as I drive by, I wonder what's the joke.

I got to get to Shopko, to pick up the lay-away,

'Cause Santa Claus is coming soon in his big ol' rusty sleigh.

Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke, the door just blew away.

I light a match to see the dash, and then I start to pray.

The frame is bent, the muffler went, the radio is okay.

Oh what fun it is to drive this rusty Chevrolet.

*bows*

Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the

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I want your dad, he's sooooo~ hot!!!

Hello all, so this is my dad, and he’s planning on cosplaying as Rescue Captain America at San Diego Comic-Con this year.

Here’s the problem: He’s 53 and he thinks he might be too old to cosplay. In addition, he thinks he’s not buff/handsome enough to pull it off a Captain America costume. So even though he’s put a ton of work into his cosplay, he’s thinking about not taking any of it with us.

I’ve set out to prove him wrong, so tumblr, please help me show this retired Air Force officer that he makes a great Captain America!

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This is genius!!

Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.

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Looks like it could be a Dr. Jekyll/Mr. Hyde analogy.

Doppelgänger.

Splice made using Clefairy and Gengar.

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I blame darkeneddawning.

Not completely happy with Tucker’s (he’s like a carnivorous tech turtle idk honestly don’t look at it too long). But I am absolutely in love with Sam’s and I want her on my team. Don’t let her petal dress fool you, she’s got some sharp thorny boots down there. I’m not gonna draw anymore but I feel like Valerie would have the Scrappy ability and be Fighting/Normal that would evolve into Fighting/Steel or something of the sort. (Probably a trade with Metal Coat.)

Fandom fakemon make me happy. 

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Having a bad day? Here’s a hug from Tom Hiddleston.

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If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are

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A tool that I’ve found is really handy is a called the Cash Clock. It’s a simple program that measures both the time that you’re working on a...

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please be kind to retail employees this holiday season

that guy who’s sold out of the ps4 doesn’t need you making a scene- chances are you’re the fifth person to yell at him today

if nothing else, give your respect to people this Christmas. It could mean a world of difference to the people that don’t get paid enough to deal with the harassment I’ve seen

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psych-facts:

Our psychological state allows us to see only what we want/need/feel to see at a particular time. What are the first three words that you see?

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l’héritage en couleur by David Revoy: website | deviantart

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How do I get that prescription??

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You're welcome!! ^^ And thank you for the Houndour!!

Holy HELL thank you Spaz!!

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That fucking cat gets to do all the fun stuff!!

Grumpy Cat Meets Grumpy the Dwarf at Disneyland [video]

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Encik Farhan is a scammer.  He backs projects, pledging hundreds or thousands of dollars at the highest tier, and then disputes the credit card charges 1-3 months later, often after his rewards have been shipped.

He pledged $1000 to my campaign, and a few days after I posted an update that backer rewards were being shipped, he filed a charge dispute with his credit card company.  I’m still waiting for the outcome of my appeal, but if I lose $1000, it will ruin me.

Another project creator got in touch with me this week, asking about Encik Farhan, and dozens of creators have been affected by this asshole, but there is no built-in way to report individual backers or profiles on Kickstarter.

His profile: http://www.kickstarter.com/profile/61606350

His email address registered with Kickstarter is akusukaiphone@gmail.com, and the contact email he gave me in his survey response is wadepakf@gmail.com.

If you are starting a project, WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY.  If he backs your project, assume that those funds will be disputed after your campaign is over.  He’s screwing over creators, and meanwhile, he still gets to look good with all these “backed” projects showing up on his profile.