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Listening to the Moth Audiobook, and I've never minded the accent he picked for Charlie, but for the love of all that is holy, WHY DID HE MAKE MOTHS VOICE JUST AN OFF-BEAT NICK CAGE IMPRESSION? 😭😭😭😭😭 It's KILLING me.
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okay but given how he just puts things in his mouth all the time anyway, jaskier would be THE easiest person to trick into taking medicine
he spends ten minutes talking about how disgusting it is and why he won’t take it, geralt just holds out a spoon like “eat it,” jask does so immediately without question, and then looks at geralt aghast for this ABSOLUTE BETRAYAL
he will not learn
it will work again in four hours when it’s time for another dose
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spartacus is president of the nasir defence squad it's true
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non-dialogue moments of page to screen continuity
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Rice, chicken and granola bars.
What do you consider the pillars of your diet? Like not what you consider the most delicious, or even necessarily your “favorite” food, but the food that if you look within your heart and are honest with yourself actually eat more often than anything else? I think mine is toast, broccoli, and eggs
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Geralt watching a bar fight: "not my circus not my monkeys"
Sees Jaskier head get slammed
Geralt: "My CIRCUS MY MONKEYS"
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Jaskier listening to men gossip "not my circus not my monkeys"
They mention witchers or Geralt
Jaskier pulling up his sleeves "MY CIRCUS MY MONKEYS BITCH"
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Organizing my folders and casually bumping into nice studies I forgot to share 🤧
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18th century equivalent of stalking your ex’s instagram
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i know i’ve been pretty unsure of everything for awhile, but, like, i’m definitely bisexual. and i don’t want to have to sneak around pretending we’re platonic bffs. ↳ NICK NELSON in HEARTSTOPPER (2022)
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Ed + loving Stede for all the things he was always mocked for
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