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I just found this on my computer and have no memory of making it. I stand by it though

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-despite everything, there is still love

@arthoesunshine/ @artsheila/ @daisies-on-a-cup/ @gayarsonist / @hjarta/ @yunawinter on twitter/ @bakwaaas/ @death-born-aphrodite/ anon on gentleearth/ @classicnymph on twitter

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The undisputed best group bar none from Pride in London -- the Rail Safety and Standards Board.

They were right after the Furries.

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Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs

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Aliens abducting a Paleolithic horse 🐴✨🛸

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"When you're trying to have a hot girl summer, but the governments decide to start WWIII😭😭"

Location: Bumfuck, Oklahoma

"Dying in WWIII wasn't on my 2025 bucketlist 💀🫣"

Location: Sydney, Australia

"Look at the strawberry varenyky I made"

Location: Kyiv, Ukraine

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finally finished :) a lot of hours, a lot of fun!! + details!!

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domestication is bimbofication for animals

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no [thing that literally canonically happened] didn't happen and if you think it did you're a fandom brainrotted idiot who's never read a comic ever and also a bad person

also [thing that literally didn't happen]

and [thing that did happen but not the way op is implying]

don't forget [thing that needs WAY too much context to properly sum up in a short sentence]

and I can't believe you're ignoring [thing that happened but wasn't actually a big deal at all and the characters involved are fine about it]

I hate [character] fans so much you're all stupid, [character] is literally the worst person ever, you should like my character instead who's actually good

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Fun Date Ideas:

Audition for Hamlet

Impromptu Hamlet performance in the park

Impromptu Hamlet performance at the mall

Impromptu Hamlet performance on the street

Go to see Hamlet together

Meticulously watch every film version of Hamlet and compare

Hamlet Dramatic Reading

Discuss Hamlet

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hi gang. reminder that we are some of the best sweaters in the animal kingdom (second only to equines) allowing us to stay cool and keep moving in hot weather. we have 10 times the density of sweat glands compared to other great apes.

we are ALSO insanely good at smelling rain (specifically geosmin, found in the soil and activated by rain) with the ability to smell 10 parts per trillion. this is speculated to have helped our ancestors survive!

we ALSO have absolutely batshit diets compared to most other animals. caffeine and chocolate are completely toxic to most animals but we can eat it without even feeling sick. even avocados are severely toxic to many animals to the point where it can be fatal to eat, but humans love it!!!

we are ALSO the best endurance runners ON EARTH out of ANY other species. we beat horses in endurance running. you know, the animals that gradually evolved away most of their toes in order to be the best runners?? yeahhh.

and to top it all off. our lifespan is unusually long for our species' weight/mass. typically, the bigger a species is, the longer its average lifespan (e.g. domestic mice live for 1-3 years, whales can live over 200) but we're very small for how long our average lifespan is. big cats like tigers live around 14-15 years, brown bears 25 years, yet here we are expected to live around 75-85 years. that is NUTS.

humans as a species are so extremely cool. it's not just our intellect that makes us amazing. we may not be the fastest or the strongest in the animal kingdom but we're super cool in many other ways. next time you sweat you can go wow!!! humans are so cool I'm able to keep moving because of my absolutely insane number of sweat glands! thank you evolution!

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Squeaky kitty

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*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a tumblr user* FUUUUUUCK