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We will literally never progress past biphobia until people realize that bisexuals in het relationships are still having a queer experience by virtue of being bisexual, we do not magically oscillate between gay enough and too straight. I’m going to maul someone to death.

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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Can I rub you the wrong way or

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shlap shlap shlap shlap (sound of my titties hitting the bars in my minecraft jail )  let me out! let me outtttt!

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one time i hooked up with a guy and he ate my ass and jerked me off and then his boyfriend came home and was like kind of upset that he didn't get to have sex with me too. so i was like hey we can do sex that's fine by me. i can cum again. and so he's like ok lets take a shower together and ill jerk you off in the shower. and as hes jerking me off in the shower he asks if i use my phone while i shower. and i say no. and he says he always uses his phone in the shower. and sometimes he takes off the case and washes his phone with shampoo and water just for fun. and he's broken five phones this year from doing that but he's not going to stop because he just wants his phone to be clean and feel good. hes still jerking me off as he tells me about this. this is a real story you have to believe me

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no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

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guy i saw in traffic today that i felt compelled to draw

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Ive kissed my own shoulder during a hot jack off sesh so what? Not like im gonna run for president

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🐟🐟🌕🐟🐟🐟🐟 // swallowtail shiners // gouache on hot press paper

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i do still talk like a middle school boy circa 2012 and things are either gay or swag to me

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Im probably never going to get to blow up a gas station before I die

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what was going on here last night

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honestly what the hell are you supposed to do. is my question

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I want to see the fall of LinkedIn during my lifetime

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are you ready for #AvianAugust2025? the prompts are all Hawaiian birds, so we'll get to revisit the 'i'iwi that was on the 2022 list!