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the beatles:

Bingo starr

Elton John

pAul mccartney

Timothy chalamet

Lennon, john

gEorge harrison

Samwise gamgee

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Tha's hella cool!

tell me something cool

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You take my joke!? You vile cur!

The moon is a gluttonous beast

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Most definitely

things you DO NOT need to be a man

a dick

he/him pronouns

XY chromosomes

things you DO need to be a man

the swiftness of a coursing river

the force of a great typhoon

the strength of a raging fire

the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon

^this post was brought to you by LGBT^

Let's

Get down to

Business

To defeat the huns

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Oh god, I'm not making it out alive. I last played Noita. I'll just hope they don't live long enough to topple the building.

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Yep

Most definitely

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Touting the offering as a path to even bigger winnings from daily fantasy football picks, sports gambling app DraftKings unveiled a new premium feature Wednesday that lets users select players who will have their legs broken by goons. “Gain an edge over the competition by picking a starting running back for our official DraftKings thugs to take care of in the locker room before the game, and then reap the benefits when his backup—whom you’ve smartly put money on—rises to a starting role,” said DraftKings CEO Jason Robins, demonstrating to reporters how the app could be used to select up to one quarterback, two running backs, two receivers, and a tight end who would then have their kneecaps smashed, ribs kicked in, or fingers broken by goons.

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I do actually care marginally about the guy in that reddit screenshot who voted for Trump and is now worried that he might lose his medicaid funding because I did not fucking stutter when I said healthcare is a human right but the people losing their internships and job offers to the hiring freeze are straight up hilarious.

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We can put them back together....we have the technology...

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Oh god no.

Ourby's: you are the meats

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Make your top 5 emojis a poll

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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20 but I intend to increase it by next year

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170

a

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And you're Rocking It!

woah hold on, you're scrolling tumblr, dressed like THAT??

you really don't have to show everyone up like this. we already know you're gorgeous