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I'll find out how to schedule posts to keep the warning going…

Listen.

EVERYBODY knows (or should) that you DO. NOT. STOP. in Vidor, Texas. 

It’s best to just run out of gas elsewhere. Whatever you do, black folks, DO NOT STOP IN VIDOR, TEXAS. 

There’s a good chance you’ll get lynched or just come up missing - and I’m not joking.

also do NOT stop in Harrison, Arkansas!!!! (relatively close to OK and MI) a nazi town with a BIG KKK organization.

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I'm yet another speedster, In my own relativistic sort of way.

zeekayart, with the power of phonetic pronunciation of letters, and general art snobbery!

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If they're still up for grabs, I'll take a curse to add to the pile.

The ideal body isn't skinny or fat or short or tall. The ideal body is a body of water.

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I saw a bodybuilding channel and I wanted to try lifting that much, it was incredibly difficult. Then I realized I just wasn't as beefy. I wasn't yet, dare I say it,

Stroganoff

(pronounced straw-guh-noff to sound like strong-enough)

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can someone please be proud of me like fuck I’m trying

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1k notes

I have seen a lot of these, so here goes.

5 notes - I will vacuum my room

25 notes - I will organize my desk

50 notes - I will make myself a nice meal

150 notes - I will talk to my therapist about more pressing issues in my life

500 notes - I will focus more on my studies

1000 notes - I will ask my parents for $150 for an unspecified item

1500 notes - I will specify the item

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999

I have seen a lot of these, so here goes.

5 notes - I will vacuum my room

25 notes - I will organize my desk

50 notes - I will make myself a nice meal

150 notes - I will talk to my therapist about more pressing issues in my life

500 notes - I will focus more on my studies

1000 notes - I will ask my parents for $150 for an unspecified item

1500 notes - I will specify the item

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having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

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Firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

Incredibly good at math (Taught myself geometry to reach calculus faster)

Dexterous

Generally smart

Jack of all trades, master of some

Always work to improve

I'm not sure if I even have 10 followers, so try non-negotiating with an impossibility.

I will do my best.

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I have seen a lot of these, so hear goes.

5 notes - I will vacuum my room

25 notes - I will organize my desk

50 notes - I will make myself a nice meal

150 notes - I will talk to my therapist about more pressing issues in my life

500 notes - I will focus more on my studies

1000 notes - I will talk to my parents about my needs and how I think they should be met

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And I'll live to see it.

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A single neon green flamingo soaring over the mountaintops.

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I got 10/10, so that's cool.

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I'd say a pretty accurate representation of me…

Picrew chain start bc I'm bored :3

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