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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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Me when a character starts experiencing an agonizingly, Horrifically, painful transformation :

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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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There’s two ends of the horror spectrum

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*dies hundreds of years ago as the village fool* well that fucking sucked lol let’s try again *reincarnated as a tumblr user* FUUUUUUCK

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Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

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i'm on a lot of nyquil right now

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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WE'RE MAKING IT OUT OF THE TIME LOOP WITH THIS ONE ‼️‼️‼️‼️

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[plunges hand into water, pulls out a live lobster, and answers it like a phone]

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Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

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why are you as. a man haunted by anotherman

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backroads

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I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

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Its pride month

You know what that means >:)

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