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The Shape of Water needs to be part of a series on monster romance.

The Shape of Water - Merman Boyfriend ✅

The Shape of Fire - Hell Demon Fiance

The Shape of Earth - Bog Creature Wife

The Shape of Air - Thirst Trap Mothman

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me when i get hauled off to prison for all you can eat buffet crimes

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A thought that arises from the idea of tiefling babies often ending up being abandoned: A rich tiefling adventurer retiring and starting up a tiefling orphanage that takes care of rejected tiefling babies and children.

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“Gorillaz really need to slow it down with the politics! They need to go back to their normal dance music like they used to do, none of this new political business! They’re going to lose viewers if they keep shoving their beliefs in our faces like this!“

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Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

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In latest archaeology news, a tentative new human species has been discovered in a cave in the Philippines. Discovered on the island of Luzon, the species is currently dubbed homo luzonensis, and the remnants date to about 50,000 years ago. 

So far, part of a foot bone and several teeth have been discovered, all from three distinct individuals. The teeth are adult, but small, lending to the current hypothesis that luzonesis was quite small. Another hominin species that had been previously discovered in the Philippines, homo floresiensis, is understood to have been about three feet tall. If the teeth of luzonesis are an indication, they may actually be a bit smaller than floresiensis. 

The combination of features the archaeologists are able to distinguish from these bones is different from any other hominin species discovered so far, leading to the acknowledgement that luzonesis may well be a newly discovered human species. 

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Have some Valentines cards, courtesy of yours truly. Guaranteed to at least start a conversation.

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The signs as contestants from MTV’s Next

Aries

Taurus

Gemini

Cancer

Leo

Virgo

Libra

Scorpio

Sagittarius

Capricorn

Aquarius

Pisces

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ok… wig

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Bᴏʀᴅᴇʀʟᴀɴᴅs 3 | ▶

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You know you could like start giving the actual people who work on minecraft more credit than just flat out pretending that nobody made it just bc notch is a piece of shit.

Jens Bergensten didn’t do major portions of minecraft’s programming & went on to become the lead of development for you all to just pretend he doesn’t exist after notch fucked off.

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If you try to roll seduction on a monster encounter in D&D, you are the boring one in the party

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sometimes I see shiny things like this 

or this

and instead of admiring them the ghosts of my protestant ancestors possess me and I think shit like ‘well that’s just a little too much’

my ancestor Pain Wilhelmina Smith wacks a stick around my brain like ‘you like that Catholic shit? you gonna pay indulgences for that, huh? punk? get yee to a single room log cabin and PRAY’

anyway, my room is absolutely bare and buying a piece of clothing for over 20 dollars pains me

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Bow. 🏹

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In our campaign my friend’s character (( @actual-hivemarina )) called Glory, well, she got bitten by some hyenas and while she slept Tacitus healed the wounds away. 

:3c  fun fact: the hyenas backed off after my boy grunted at them HAHH-