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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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Streamed ultrakill yesterday and I feel like if I had continued playing past that hour and 12 minutes I played I would've had an aneurism or thrown up my entire intestines. Or both. That game is not designed for human consumption. People are meant to farm and eat bread, not stare into Satan's Megalomaniacal Meat Grinder while the sounds of a microwave meal placed into the microwave for several hours get beamed into your brain.

10/10, never beating the game but holy shit.

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we did it once we can do it again we did it once we can do it again WE DID IT ONCE-

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round 1: Thor (thor: the mighty avenger) vs Thorium (the element)

propaganda under cut

thor (tma): "Absolute sweetheart. Cute, polite, scrappy, mischievous, sometimes endearingly pathetic. I want to frame every page of this comic and hand them all on my bedroom wall"

Thorium (element): "Can be harnessed to produce electricity in real life, a rare property among Thors."

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Objectively a terrible writing decision from every angle but it is so. So. Funny to me that after having to listen to charles in between the first two x-men movies magneto went from "let's force-femme ron desantis with the transgenderification beam" to global genocide. So true centrists really are that annoying

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Me

get yourself a main character whos two primary emotions are "little cunt" and "catatonic with grief"

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[tumblr] broke reblogs on original posts, here is a remake for all with eyes to see

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alright this is a test, do not like this post. i see you hovering over that like button, don’t do it. i can see who likes this post as can everyone else who looks at the post, do not like it.

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Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

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not to be maya on side but please do not call someone or something “mayan” when talking about our people, culture, etc. “mayan” refers to our language family (a language FAMILY, in which there are plenty of unique languages). we are the maya, not the mayans. i am maya, not mayan. it is the indigenous maya community, not the indigenous mayan community. 

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i missed Fuck Your Train Friday, so happy Send Your Train Into An Eldritch Wormhole At All Costs Saturday!

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Salem has a message

(HE/HIM) 🐇🎤🗣️

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Maybe I’m just a hater but how come the live action Minecraft movie is gonna be about modern day kids going to Minecraft world making cynical quips and one liners and memes and not the melancholic loneliness of Steve in a damaged but recovering world

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YOU hates terfs

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What's a good ampersand then?

Looking at fonts and some of them are nice and consistent all the way through, but for some of them you look at the special symbols and go "hoo boy, zero effort went into that ampersand"

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i was born inside an airpod case 3 minutes ago your honor and i love abortion

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