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the concept of “plot armor” has done irreparable damage to media analysis and literacy. “oh the only reason this character didn’t die is because they need to be alive later in the story” you don’t fucking say.

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throw back to when I saw the future on august 6th 2019 and 9:39 pm while also being on my phone

Vaccines are irl stat boosts

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Me: Humph (derogatory) *pushes my red plastic heart shaped glasses up, causing them to flash*

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y'all my dumbass 2 year old posts got like 3 notes what the fuck happened in the yj fandom??? y'all had to be deep in the tags to find those is everything okay???

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chrunch chrunch btches!!!!!

this is how we fix society

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dream smp is homestuck for zoomers

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i will no longer be doing hot girl shit instead i will be the shit hot girls do. god bless and thank you

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take this quiz that I made to find out which Stardew Valley bachelor/bachelorette you are!!

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by hereatthecottage on tiktok

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Jurnee Smollett-Bell as Dinah Lance in Birds of Prey (2020)

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🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

I like big boys, 

itty bitty boys

Mississippi boys, 

inner city boys

I like the pretty boys with the bow tie

Get your nails did, 

let it blow dry

I like a big beard, 

I like a clean face

I don’t discriminate, 

come and get a taste

From the playboys 

to the gay boys

Go and slay, boys, 

you my fave boys

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A cat waking up from surgery

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I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

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I physically cannot believe it took me so long to realize that I’m bi

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Go join this chat, its awesome

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Frogs are just, so good. They’re so good. Like have you ever heard of a frog doing something bad??? Because I sure haven’t! Look into the eyes of a frog and you will see all god intended creation to be.