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Jin Guangyao 🤝 Shang Qinghua = normal sized men who get branded as short because they're surrounded by freakish giants.

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SVSSS AU where the characters are born with a name on each hand: one of them is your romantic soulmate, and the other is the person destined to kill you

On Shen Qingqiu's(SY) hand is Shang Qinghua and Luo Binghe. Now, he isn't surprised to have Luo Binghe because of course he is destined to be killed by him, but he is shocked that the scum villain's romantic soulmate is Shang Qinghua, another scum villain!

Shang Qinghua is also surprised that his romantic soulmate is Shen Qingqiu (his hands obviously say sqq and mbj, with him believing that mbj will one day kill him) and he does try to make some moves on Shen Qingqiu, but sqq keeps insisting that he's straight so nothing happens

Years later after Luo Binghe has declared his love for Shen Qingqiu and Shang Qinghua finally gets together and with Mobei-Jun, they realized that they got it wrong and apparently they are destined to kill each other

But after talking to Shang Qinghua, they find out that they already killed each other in their past life (indirectly), so they actually have nothing to worry about

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sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.

it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)

i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones

if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.

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Why does like every language do things with their R sounds that nobody else understands

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why is monsterfucking media always some monstrous beastly male creature and a dainty little uwu pretty lady. what if there was a big hulking hairy monster of a woman with sharp teeth and claws and the whole shebang. call me when you find one of those

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one of the most annoying feelings in ADHD is the can't-get-started-with-anything feeling. like, your ADHD is screaming you have to do something. you can't just rest, resting isn't a thing. even if you are resting, it's by doing something.

but nothing works. you try to watch something, it's not right. you can't. read? can't read right now play? nah none of these games seem fun make something? ehh, you're not feeling any of these projects right now social media? it's boring or worse right now, so... find something else it's like you're not moving but it's because you're too tense to do anything, just vibrating in place

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everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

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Liushen political marriage where Liu qingge thinks about having sex with his husband and berates himself for being so shameless, he and shen yuan might be friends but their marriage is just a front! Only a scumbag would force someone into a relationship like that, even if they're technically spouses!

Meanwhile shen yuan is sighing because his husband doesn't want to fuck him, and binghe wants Liu qingge to drop dead because how are you neglecting the most beautiful wife in the world.

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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after

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reblogging a post that says “do it scared” vs actually doing it scared

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me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

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do publishers realize that advertising books using fanfic tropes spoils the experience of reading an original story. stop telling me it’s enemies to lovers and there was only one bed and unrequited love hurt comfort golden retriever black cat timeloop major character death. why do i give a fuck if i don’t know any of the characters and now plus i already know the entire plot of the story. that’s what ao3 is supposed to be for

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It’s crazy that an app like GoodRx exists to get your prescription medicine cheaper, and this doesn’t make ppl ask the question “so why is this medicine so expensive in the first place?” The app shows you the cheapest price available for the medicine, meaning that the price isn’t some fixed thing that has to be that high. On a side note, I think the executives of pharmaceutical companies that prize profits over ppl should be shoved into an active wood chipper