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[contact; birb ♥] - I could always change it if i needed to

[contact; birb ♥] - like take out “butt” and change it to voice

[contact; birb ♥] - or something

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                 【➳】 [contact; smokey] I think he would be a bit confused, considering. 

                           [contact; smokey] sooo … maybe not. 

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Random texts.

[ text ]: I'm drunk on lemonade.

[ text ]: A book told me to bathe in milk. I have regrets.

[ text ]: Help. I'm stuck in [insert name here]'s house and they won't let me leave.

[ text ]: Last night, I used 7 champagne glasses to empty an orange juice carton and drank none of them.

[ text ]: I accidentally sexted my mom.

[ text ]: Why is my TV in the back hard.

[ text ]: I can't find my phone.

[ text ]: Sorry about calling you for pizza last night. I got you and the delivery number mixed up.

[ text ]: I got prank called that my cat was in the freezer but I don't have a cat and I'm scared.

[ text ]: Don't be alarmed. There's a pretty angry cat in your apartment.

[ text ]: I don't know who you are but I want pizza.

[ text ]: Do you have my dog?

[ text ]: A Disney princess dress arrived today. When did I order it?

[ text ]: All I have in my fridge is eggs.

[ text ]: THERE IS A STRANGER IN MY HOME and xhe is politely asking for beer.

[ text ]: All my underwear is gone.

[ text ]: I just got mistaken for a porn star.

[ text ]: Who's house am I in?

[ text ]: I've been waiting for three hours and you're still in the bathroom.

[ text ]: I have a collection of stolen doorknobs.

[ text ]: Police just asked me where you are. You should hide.

[ text ]: I think you underestimated the power of vodka. You told me that rainbows were a conspiracy.

[ text ]: I wish I was a unicorn sometimes.

[ text ]: The sky was green for like a second. fite me.

[ text ]: You were so drunk last night that you hit on your reflection.

[ text ]: I think we need to talk about last night.

[ text ]: Pack your bags. Surprise road trip.

[ text ]: Remind me to never drink again.

[ text ]: Someone stole my table and only my table.

[ text ]: There's a huge ass hole in my couch. It's bigger than my butt.

[ text ]: All my pasta is gone and I can't find it.

[ text ]: When will my dignity return from war.

[ text ]: Apparently 'mmm watcha say' isn't funny anymore.

[ text ]: In not brubk yuu ate.

[ text ]: sleap wwat evn os sleeo

[ text ]: auto cucumber is bae

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[contact; birb ♥] - okAY BUT THAT WAS AWESOME RIGH T?

[contact; birb ♥] - i’m really proud

[contact; birb ♥] - do you think dad would be proud of it

[contact; birb ♥] - hOLY SHIT WHAT IF WE FRAME IT AND HANG IT UP IN HIS LAIR

[contact; birb ♥] - SHIT

❤ {warp yo}

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[contact; birb ♥] - hey wanna hear a poem i just made up

[contact; birb ♥] - it’s more like a haiku thingy but

[contact; birb ♥] - ur butt is so fine (5)finest butt there is. although (7)i love ur face more (5)

[contact; birb ♥] - whatcha think?

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❤ {warp yo}

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[contact; birb ♥] - hey wanna hear a poem i just made up

[contact; birb ♥] - it’s more like a haiku thingy but

[contact; birb ♥] - ur butt is so fine (5)finest butt there is. although (7)i love ur face more (5)

[contact; birb ♥] - whatcha think?

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Do not look at yourself with disgust, you are a gift to this earth. You are beautiful, you are a light, an energy, an essence. You are nature herself.

Heidi Pickett  (via wordsnquotes)

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 we   play   DUMB but we know exactly  what   we’re   doing

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I did then what I knew how to do. Now that I know better, I do better.

Maya Angelou  (via wordsnquotes)

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‘Time heals all wounds’ is such a sugarcoated version of ‘with time, you’ll get used to it.’

tapered-soul  = (via wordsnquotes)

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I guess your vague promise was a temporary band aid on my permanent wound.

victorialaboz (via wordsnquotes)

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Text messages from my muse to your muse

☠- for an angry text

?- for a confused text

!?- for an excited text

➳- for a fearful text

✉- for a normal text

☂- for a “are you serious?” text

✌- for a happy text

✘- for a text that was meant for someone else

ツ- for an envious text

✿- for a gossipy text

❤- for a heartfelt text

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ONE-LINER RP THREADS

Send me one of these sentences and our muses will have a simple chat, using only dialogue:

"Where have you been?"

"Are you nervous about tomorrow?"

"Do you have a special someone?"

"Can I talk to you about something?"

"What's on your mind?"

"I don't know what to do."

"I can't sleep."

"I keep wondering if I made the right decision."

"You look tired."

"I'm glad you're here."

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wayward ;           DIFFICULT TO CONTROL OR PREDICT BECAUSE OF REBELLIOUS BEHAVIOUR

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                                               i do not fear many things                                             but i suspect that losing him                                               would   TEAR  me open &                                                     invite in a v o i d of                                                 undying & fatal despair.

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Wrong turns are as important as right turns. More important, sometimes.

Richard Bach  (via wordsnquotes)

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I bow to no one, but I would kneel for you.

allthingslissy  (via wordsnquotes)

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Where you stand today does not matter; it is the direction in which you are moving, and the rate at which you travel, that count.

Emmet Fox (via wordsnquotes)

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-is cute and perfect but also unstable, violent, and self-destructive-