spider-man-counter
spider-man-counter
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spider-man-counter · 2 months ago
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We interrupt your regularly scheduled du Bois posting to implore you to contact your senators and tell them to vote no on the budget. Trans people including me will lose their healthcare if this bill passes the Senate.
This post will be reposted several times in the next few days. Please spread it, post to other platforms, etc.
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spider-man-counter · 4 months ago
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[ID: Tweet by the heart @.Fredward3948576 that says "I'm well respected in the bug community, but unfortunately bugs don't live very long so in a month or two I'll have to earn the bug community's respect again." End ID]
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spider-man-counter · 4 months ago
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Daily schedule:
Wake up on the problematic side of the bed
Eat a harmful breakfast
Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals
Attend narcissistic classes
Watch an irredeemable movie
Listen to offensive music
Eat a cancelled dinner
Go to sleep derogatorily
Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up
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Daily schedule:
Wake up on the problematic side of the bed
Eat a harmful breakfast
Log onto tumblr and reblog posts from abusive mutuals
Attend narcissistic classes
Watch an irredeemable movie
Listen to offensive music
Eat a cancelled dinner
Go to sleep derogatorily
Have dreams that will have aged poorly by the time I wake up
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spider-man-counter · 4 months ago
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No more gimmick blogs.
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spider-man-counter · 5 months ago
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whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.
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whenever I see gimmick blogs I don't consider that they have a separate main blog or anything else. That's just what they do all the time. God put them on the internet to count the number of lobsters in other posts and nothing else.
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spider-man-counter · 5 months ago
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sometimes your mutual is there but it's like meeting them in a scary forest or haunted castle where the hallways shift and move perhaps
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accidentally going to the for you tab on here is so scary. this isn't my beautiful house. these aren't my beautiful mutuals.
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spider-man-counter · 7 months ago
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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended
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between tiktok and youtube slop, kids these days are subjected to possibly one of the worst media diets in the history of mankind. unlike me who was raised on the same 10 commercials for corn syrup products cycling between variety shows, as nature intended
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spider-man-counter · 7 months ago
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she lets me hit because i *remembers i have nothing and no one* actually lets just stop talking for a little while
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she lets me hit because i *remembers i have nothing and no one* actually lets just stop talking for a little while
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spider-man-counter · 7 months ago
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“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything
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“do you know where you’ll be headed in 5 years?” no. but i do know about themes and motifs. and friendship. and putting garlic on everything
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spider-man-counter · 7 months ago
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you'll be like i enjoy horror because it articulates things that i've experienced and understood for a long time but never been able to put into words, and tackles ideas and themes normally seen as too taboo to express, and people will hear "i'm a sick fuck who enjoys watching people suffer and die"
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being someone who's passionate about their interests when you're a horror fan really is a special layer of hell because every interaction you have with another person where the conversation turns to your hobbies and personal entertainments is a trial where if you show too much unrepentant glee at getting an opportunity to talk about your preferred subject you get to watch them mentally move you onto their list of untrustworthy individuals to avoid in the future in real time
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spider-man-counter · 8 months ago
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So I don’t get it. Reading mountains of posts to point out letters?
So I don’t get it. Reading mountains of posts to point out letters?
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spider-man-counter · 8 months ago
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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
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it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering
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spider-man-counter · 8 months ago
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*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else
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*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else
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spider-man-counter · 8 months ago
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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up
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being obsessed with a character is so fucking embarrassing like I'll be getting dressed in the morning like "I bet the 12th doctor would wear these socks" bitch shut the fuck up
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spider-man-counter · 8 months ago
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I just want to express how bad it is for my chained up basement twink when you guys dont listen to my spotify links. Its really not good for it at all
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I just want to express how bad it is for my chained up basement twink when you guys dont listen to my spotify links. Its really not good for it at all
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spider-man-counter · 9 months ago
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Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas!
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spider-man-counter · 9 months ago
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Dear friends ❤️🇵🇸
Thank you very much from my heart for your donation and support 🙏🏼
I want to say that I only have 700$ left to reach my short-term goal of 8000$. Please help me reach my goal today 🙏🏼😔. I ask those who can donate to donate so I can reach my short goal today Thank you very much ❤️🇵🇸🇵🇸
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