spider-snart

[spider-snart]

Eh, fair do’s

I lost My Car……and i How no Idea How i did It

[spider-snart]

Thanks man

would you like the license plate back?

I lost My Car……and i How no Idea How i did It

[spider-snart]

Not anymore >:3

also, I’m broke and have already sold the battery for way more than it’s worth

yet to sell the rest though..

I lost My Car……and i How no Idea How i did It

[spider-snart]

I need to make a living somehow

I lost My Car……and i How no Idea How i did It

[spider-snart]

Oh fair then

I don’t like fish anymore

[spider-snart]

What did aqualad do to you?

I don’t like fish anymore

[spider-snart]

Same

Sbsndbdnfbfbfbfb

I wannaaaa sleep

[spider-snart]

My son has just brought home 3 other pigeons

he says they’re his flock

they grow up so fast :D

Also, anyone know any bird parents looking for their bird child?

[spider-snart]

Maybe if we irradiated him enough…

Maybe, if Batman just did jazz hands, he could fly like a true Bat.

[spider-snart]

Myeh?

(He shakes himself to neaten his fur a bit, then resumes tidying up his new green child)

*chitter chitter*

mrrrow?

(He leans back,meowing in a ‘what do you think’ way)

(JJ’s hair reminds spider-Snart of someone, but he brushes that thought aside to admire how tidy his new child’s hair now looks)

*a wild spider cat appears*

- @spider-snart

oH- heLLo kittY!! JJ crouches down and offers a hand for sniffing.

[spider-snart]

(Spider snart purrs for a moment, then climbs JJ’s arm)

(He begins to brush and groom JJ’s hair with his fangs as if JJ were a kitten he was kittysitting)

*a wild spider cat appears*

- @spider-snart

oH- heLLo kittY!! JJ crouches down and offers a hand for sniffing.

[spider-snart]

(Spider snart, who is currently un-anthropomorphised, sniffs JJ’s hand)

*curious chittering noises*

mao?

*a wild spider cat appears*

- @spider-snart

oH- heLLo kittY!! JJ crouches down and offers a hand for sniffing.

[spider-snart]

You have kids?

List with Johns current concerns:

1. His kids

2. His kids

3. Mental whatever

4. His kids again

5. Work

6. Something something super natural shit Astra is back whatever the fuck-

7. His kids.

[spider-snart]

My little zombie

The undead is magic

I'll never tire of scaring my father and siblings.

@imbatman-imtired @grayson-on-the-chandelier @august0bone

You will NEVER guess what I managed to do :))

[spider-snart]

Glad the pain went away

The hallucinations may lessen if you sleep

unless it’s caused by fear toxins

Do your feet normally hurt after staying up for a long period of time without sleep, or am I hallucinating that pain, like the figures of my grandfather in the corner watching me.

[spider-snart]

Happens to me, might not be hallucinating the pain

I mean, mines usually all six limbs aching, but if it’s only your feet, you’re doing better than me

should probably sleep though

or take minor pain relief

Do your feet normally hurt after staying up for a long period of time without sleep, or am I hallucinating that pain, like the figures of my grandfather in the corner watching me.

[spider-snart]

They’re scary smart, man

got brought to reindeer caught because I got thrown into a tree

by a moose

won the court case by acting like I was just an odd feral cat

still in hiding from the deer government tho

Scared of woodland herbivores, but will breed fear scorpions 

I’m not scared of woodland herbivores because of what they are. I’m scared them BECAUSE THEYRE LYING TO US ABD THEY ALWAYS HAVE BEEN