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turns out my brain has an off button
my gf sent me the most rtfgn;kqaejrhf mirror pic and istg i forgot how to breathe, i couldnt think, i stopped hearing my music i was reduced to nought but a pair of eyes
#i still havent fully recovered#how am i meant to play fortnite in these gay conditions#holy fuck#god i love my wife#i love my gf#i love them sm#long distance relationship#lesbian#wlw#wlw yearning
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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my lovely old woman and the (secretly also lovely) old bitch who are currently not on the mortal plane but still haunt my dog (he is too scared of them to voluntarily come one to my bed, they've been dead for 2 years and a year respectively)





#i miss my cats#the black one hated everyone but me#black cat#calico cat#the calico one was just the sweetest to everyone
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The urge to lie down. The urge to just lie the fuck down and do nothing.
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Has anyone figured out what鈥檚 so viscerally wrong with this woman yet
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i love being attracted to women i think its fun and awesome for me
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being anti ai is making me feel like in going insane. "you asked for thoughts about your characters backstory and i put it into chat gpt for ideas". studies have proven its making people dumber. "i asked ai to generate this meal plan". its causing water shortages where its data centers are built. "ill generate some pictures for the dnd campaign". its spreading misinformation. "meta, generate an image of this guy doing something stupid". its trained off stolen images, writing, video, audio. "i was talking with my snapchat ai-" theres no way to verify what its doing with the information it collects. "youtube is impletmenting ai based age verification". my work has an entire graphics media department and has still put ai generated motivational posters up everywhere. ai playlists. ai facial verification. google ai microsoft ai meta ai snapchat ai. everyone treats it as a novelty. every treats it as a mandatory part of life. am i the only one who sees it? am i paranoid? am i going insane? jesus fucking christ. if i have to hear one more "well at least-" "but it does-" "but you can-" im about to lose it. i shouldnt have to jump through hoops to avoid the evil machine. have you no principles? no goddamn spine? am i the weird one here?
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honestly most of the Superman (2025) "discourse" just feels like

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The thing about Krypto in the new Superman movie is that he's a bad dog. He's a good boy, he's such a good boy, he's the goodest boy ever, but he's a bad dog.
He achieves this apparent paradox by being loyal and loving but also being smart enough to know how to be a good dog and simply declining the option. He could be a good boy and follow commands any time he wants, he just doesn't want to.
Good Boy by nature, Bad Dog by choice.
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girlfriend was sad, sent them a photo of me with light up bath dinosaurs on my boobs
still sad (because sad stuff unfortunately does not go away when presented with tit pics) but happier bc tit pics
#lesbian#i love my gf#i love them sm#long distance relationship#wlw#wlw yearning#dinosaur#light up dinosaurs are so cool#yeah i bathe with light up dinosaurs#so what#theyre cool#and funky#you should tey it some time
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