spiderjackie-blog
spiderjackie-blog
it's not me, it's you.
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J A C Q U E L Y N ❤xxi. taurus. gryffindor. What's up, internet? My name is Jackie and you can call me Jackie and if there's a party happening. I'll love you forever. You can also win my heart with ice cream, coffee, Gwen Stacy, or a duckie. I'm a junior at Devereaux Academy in Phoenix majoring in Hand-to-hand and Weaponry so feel free to come train with me and kick my ass since I'm pretty awful at it. However, if you need someone to ask your cat why she keeps tearing up your curtains or what your dog really thinks about you, my starting fee is $20. animal enthusiast. esfp.
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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What if I don’t care?
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I am not drunk. Nope, not I. Or am I? Maybe? That is for me to know, and you to find out. 
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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TEXT ✉️ JADIA
NADIA: Beautiful and owning her little corner of the world.
JACKIE: What an angel. I love her and I have a present for her.
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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TEXT ✉️ JACKLAN
DYLAN: Do you know what the word 'accidental' means?
DYLAN: Isn't that like googling symptoms?
JACKIE: No, can' you explain it to me? thx.
JACKIE: If you want to call an actual human google, then sure.
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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TEXT 🐥🍪 JOKIE
JOJO: That's because that's what she is.
JOJO: And if you ever wanna come visit her, her name is Nala and she's always down to make friends.
JACKIE: That's literally my favorite breed of dog. I'm in love.
JACKIE: HER NAME IS NALA. BYE. THAT'S ONLY MY FAVE DISNEY MOVIE.
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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dylansmythe:
Why is it so difficult to create a new identity from scratch? I wouldn’t even care that much if I were able to enroll at Everhart without it, but for some reason they are quite insistent that I show a legitimate form of ID. #Woesofresurrection
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That’s the dumbest question I’ve ever heard. Why can’t you just use whoever’s body you stole? Or like, go away.
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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@fabrayrose: @spiderjackie if we're not friends tho?
@spiderjackie: @fabrayrose u still walk in to devereaux buildings just fine don't u
@spiderjackie: @fabrayrose you could easily be there for tommy or charlie. i may be the best wilde but i am not the only one.
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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@fabrayrose: @spiderjackie how am I supposed to go #buckwilde then?????
@spiderjackie: @fabrayrose what do you mean?? just walk right in???
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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TEXT 🐥👽 JACKASS
CASS: I probably have 0 answers to your questions but I can always ask the stars.
CASS: Yeah, I'm fine. It's all good.
JACKIE: NO frick the stars.
JACKIE: I feel like it's probably not good. I mean, it's kind of a big deal. But, I know our talking policy. You know I'm always free.
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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NADIA: My past few days have been spent defacing public property, getting arrested for the hell of it, then proceeding to knock out the cops who grabbed me before we even made it to the station.
NADIA: Lmao, fuck if I get put into the system. Anyway.
JACKIE: For the hell of it? Sounds productive. Anyway, how's my third favorite cat?
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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@kweencass: @spiderjackie #samegirl, some guy I apparently fucked once gets to go to the moon before me? #WTFDAD
@spiderjackie: @kweencass AIN'T LIFE A BITCH
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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TEXT ✉️ JACKLAN
DYLAN: Accidental mass texts are a bitch.
DYLAN: I'm 98% positive that I'm the one making said things happen so I have ruled out possession.
JACKIE: lol then don't send them
JACKIE: I'm sure you could google a power identifier if you really wanted.
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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CHANDLER: I guess I can accept the latter.
JACKIE: I mean, I def said more than two things, but I assume you mean the apology.
JACKIE: I was a dick, and you didn't deserve that.
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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@fabrayrose: if you do the mannequin challenge our friendship will be over #jsyk
@fabrayrose: i don't need that negativity in my life
@spiderjackie: @fabrayrose good thing we aren't friends 👌🏻
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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@kweencass: this shit better swing around real fast or imma be exploding the planet a couple hundred years early #byeyall #cum2damoon
@spiderjackie: @kweencass YAS I FINALLY GET TO GO TO THE MOON HALLELUJAH
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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jessicalynnrose:
Unfortunately he was the main manager in charge of it all. Apparently he bought the club a few years ago. Even the shift manager was pissed. It literally sucks to trust someone and they take off without warning any of us.
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Well, they can’t just close down, can they? Someone else could buy it. 
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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TEXT 🐥👽 JACKASS
CASS: truuu, although when I think he's being mischievous he just pranks my dad.
CASS: especially if those things are serial killers but idfk.
CASS: I'm indirectly to blame for the zombie. Not the zombie part of the zombie. The part that happens right before the zombie. So that's what I haven't told you.
JACKIE: He's spends his time wisely, that space pup. I'd never prank your dad just out of pure fear.
JACKIE: Well, I was going to ask when she was going to get re-murdered, but now I don't want to. I have so many questions.
JACKIE: Are you okay? I mean, probably not, but I don't know how this talk is supposed to go.
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spiderjackie-blog · 9 years ago
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alexisannpierce:
Note to self, when sitting with someone in the police station and they start talking about their life and how happy they are with it. Just smile and nod then walk away. Talk about a double whammy with that one. Why must I sit by the talkative ones? I know I can be quite talkative, but this guy was literally non stop talking for maybe 3 hours tops! Sigh. 
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You left out the fun part of the story.
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