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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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Spooderman

…𝐼'𝓂 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝑒𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓂𝑒𝒶𝓃𝓈, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓌𝑒'𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒶 𝓂𝒶𝓃.

𝒩𝑜𝓇 𝒹𝑜 𝓌𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎… 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝒹𝑒𝒻𝒾𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝓉 𝒶𝓁𝓁.

#issues of being several thousands of 'individuals' at once #they/them works though just for reference i suppose. because that's plural too

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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Candy. Give.

𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒. 𝐸𝓃𝒿𝑜𝓎.

(You got CANDY!) x3

(CANDY - ❤️ 30 💧 0)

("A child's favorite food. Sweet!")

#not much to say here... hope you like these flavors

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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Can I have some caviar?

If not, I will spray you

𝐼 𝑜𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒾𝓃𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝑒𝓍𝓅𝑒𝒸𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒷𝑒 𝒹𝒾𝒻𝒻𝒾𝒸𝓊𝓁𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈, 𝒷𝓊𝓉…

𝒯𝓊𝓇𝓃𝓈 𝑜𝓊𝓉, 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝐼 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹𝑒𝒹 𝓉𝑜 𝒹𝑜 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒶𝓀𝑒 𝒶 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓇𝓉 𝒹𝑒𝓉𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝓉𝑜 𝒟𝐸𝐸𝒫 𝒲𝐸𝐿𝐿. 𝐻𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑔𝑜.

(You got CAVIAR!)

(CAVIAR - ❤️ 65 💧 15)

("Small, fishy orbs.")

#a bit annoying heading out of deeper well and black space but it can be nice sometimes #the super bright colors of headspace sometimes hurts my eyes...

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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Me want... smoothie...

Me is... Abbi...

𝒜 𝓈𝓂𝑜𝑜𝓉𝒽𝒾𝑒, 𝒽𝓂𝓂? 𝒲𝑒𝓁𝓁… 𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒹𝒾𝒹𝓃'𝓉 𝓈𝓅𝑒𝒸𝒾𝒻𝓎 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒻𝓁𝒶𝓋𝑜𝓇, 𝓈𝑜 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑔𝑜. 𝐸𝓃𝒿𝑜𝓎 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝓎𝓈𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓎.

(You got MYSTERY SMOOTHIE!)

(MYSTERY SMOOTHIE - ❤️ 0 💧 75)

("A smoothie made from various different fruits... supposedly.") …𝐻𝓂𝓂… 𝒜𝒷𝒷𝒾, 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝒶𝓎? 𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝒻𝑒𝑒𝓁𝓈 𝒻𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓁𝒾𝒶𝓇. 𝐼 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝑒𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒…

…𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝐼'𝓂 𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝑒𝓍𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒...

#enjoy ur smoothie #hopefully the ingredients don't kill you... dunno what went into this #it's probably edible though so you should be fine #// didn't really try that hard for the art this time but shhh it's late and i am tired

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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...uhm....hello....? uhh....can i have some watermelon....?

𝒪𝒻 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒. 𝐼 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒾𝓃 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝒸𝓀, 𝓈𝑜 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝒹 𝓉𝒾𝓂𝒾𝓃𝑔.

(You got WATERMELON!)

(WATERMELON - ❤️ 50 💧 35)

("An ordinary, juicy, fresh watermelon.")

#enjoy

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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Have you been keeping up with recent ofa events?

𝐼 𝒸𝒶𝓃'𝓉 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒, 𝐼'𝓂 𝒶𝒻𝓇𝒶𝒾𝒹. 𝐼𝓉 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓈 𝒷𝓊𝓈𝓎, 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓃𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝓂𝑜𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓃𝒹.

𝐼 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝒶 𝓆𝓊𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓋𝒾𝑒𝓌, 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽. 𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓁𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔, 𝑜𝒻 𝒸𝑜𝓊𝓇𝓈𝑒.

𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃'𝓉 𝑒𝓍𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓁𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃… 𝒶𝓈 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝒾𝓋𝑒, 𝓇𝑒𝒸𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓁𝓎, 𝒶𝓈 𝐼'𝓂 𝓈𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓇𝑒.

#maybe i should try to settle down somewhere...#or maybe not. i've been nomadic for as long as i can remember

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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Yooo can I get uh. Cookies. Any kind ever, I don't have any allergies

𝒮𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔. 𝒢𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓈𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝒶 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝑒-𝓁𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑔𝒾𝓇𝓁 𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓇.

(You got CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE! x3)

(CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE - ❤️ 35 💧 0)

("It's chocolate chip. Basically heaven in a bite.")

#forgot what that girl's name was...#but i think she had something to do with those kids that spend time around at the... playground

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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pours water on you

...

𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝓃𝑜 𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒.

#first time i've had to kick someone out. hm #first time for everything i suppose #...don't know what else i expected from the previous ask though so. oh well #time to go. get this water off i guess

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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I’m gonna pour water all over you and drown you

𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝓊𝓇��𝒾𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝒾𝓃 𝒟𝐸𝐸𝒫𝐸𝑅 𝒲𝐸𝐿𝐿 𝒷𝑒𝒻𝑜𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓈𝓈𝓊𝑒. 𝒟𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝓅𝑜𝓊𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓌𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝑜𝓃 𝓂𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓀𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝑒?

𝒴𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝓇𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉. 𝒜𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉, 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝑔𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓋𝑒𝓃𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝓂𝑒… 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝒸𝒽 𝓂𝒶𝓎 𝒷𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓈𝑒, 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓊𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎.

#first “customer” in a while and i'm already dealing with attempted murder. lovely

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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Did you see the incident @the-maverick-asian-restaurant? A nsfw roleplayer infiltrated earlier.

𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓋𝑒 𝐼 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒. 𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒 𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝒶𝓁 𝒲𝑜𝓇𝓁𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝑜𝒻𝓉𝑒𝓃, 𝑜𝓊𝓉𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝑜𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓇𝓈.

(𝑀𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝐼 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝒹𝑜𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑒.)

𝒯𝒽𝑜𝓊𝑔𝒽, 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓂𝑒. 𝐼 𝒽𝑜𝓅𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝑀𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓇𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝓊𝑒 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓅𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒾𝓃𝒸𝒾𝒹𝑒𝓃𝓉. 𝑀𝓎 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓁𝑒𝓃𝒸𝑒𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂.

#people like that sure are lame.#poor maverick #@the-maverick-asian-restaurant

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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Hi, Rowan here. I believe this is the right place, correct?

Pardon me if this request is… well… distasteful… but I’ve unfortunately been out of luck in my search for somewhere that supplies it. Do you, by any chance, have human organs as a menu option? I’ve always been quite fond of them…

𝐻𝓂𝓂… 𝐼𝓉 𝒾𝓈𝓃'𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝒸𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓊, 𝒶𝓈 𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝒸𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝐼 𝒹𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝑒𝒹.

𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓋𝒶𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓉𝓎, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈.

(You got APPENDIX!)

(APPENDIX - ❤️ 50 💧 0) ("Does nothing as a CHARM. As a SNACK, slightly less useless.")

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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HANDBAG FILLED WIRH SEWING NEEDLES

-LOQUACIOUS CAT

𝒪𝒽, 𝓎𝑜𝓊? 𝐼𝓉'𝓈 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝒶 𝓌𝒽𝒾𝓁𝑒 𝓈𝒾𝓃𝒸𝑒 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝒹𝑒𝑒𝓅 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑜 𝐵𝐿𝒜𝒞𝒦 𝒮𝒫𝒜𝒞𝐸.

𝐻𝓂𝓂… 𝒜𝓃 𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝓇𝒹𝑒𝓇. 𝐼'𝒹 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝓃𝑜 𝒹𝓊𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝒾𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶 𝓉𝓇𝒶𝒹𝒾𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓃𝑜𝓃-𝑒𝒹𝒾𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝑜𝒷𝒿𝑒𝒸𝓉, 𝒷𝓊𝓉…

𝐼'𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝒶 𝒽𝓎𝓅𝑜𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒, 𝒷𝑒𝒸𝒶𝓊𝓈𝑒 𝐼'𝓋𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝒹𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉. 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝑜𝓃 𝒾𝓉.

(You got HANDBAG w/ NEEDLES!)

(HANDBAG w/ NEEDLES - ❤️ ??? 💧 0) ("Why would you want to eat this?")

#i am not responsible for any damage you may receive from this

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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Can I have soap

Please

I need it

𝒪𝓀𝒶𝓎. 𝐻𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓎𝒶 𝑔𝑜.

��𝓊𝓃𝓃𝑜 𝓌𝒽𝓎 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒶𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓈𝑜𝒶𝓅, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝐼'𝓁𝓁 𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓋𝒾𝒹𝑒.

(You got LIQUID SOAP!)

(LIQUID SOAP - ❤️ ??? 💧 10) ("This isn't edible… for humans.")

#try not to die

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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Hi, Rowan here. I believe this is the right place, correct?

Pardon me if this request is… well… distasteful… but I’ve unfortunately been out of luck in my search for somewhere that supplies it. Do you, by any chance, have human organs as a menu option? I’ve always been quite fond of them…

𝐻𝓂𝓂… 𝐼𝓉 𝒾𝓈𝓃'𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝒸𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝑜𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓊, 𝒶𝓈 𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝒸𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝑜𝓃𝑒, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝐼 𝒹𝑜 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝑒𝒹.

𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝑔𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓋𝒶𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓉𝓎, 𝒷𝓊𝓉 𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒽𝒶𝓅𝓈 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝒹 𝓁𝒾𝓀𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈.

(You got APPENDIX!)

(APPENDIX - ❤️ 50 💧 0) ("Does nothing as a CHARM. As a SNACK, slightly less useless.")

#don't ask where i got this

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spiders-atypical-delicacies · 2 years ago

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Can I eat some spiders dipped in chocolate

Or like vanilla or something

𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝓎𝑜𝓊'𝓇𝑒 𝒶𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈, 𝓇𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉?