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im just not convinced humans were ever meant to be this busy

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If I was a deer I would also stand in the middle of the road staring into the headlights. this is because It's my destiny.

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HELP. chat i found another funny sea creature sex image

WHY IS HE WATCHING THEM LIKE THAT !!!!

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google show me men whimpering in pain please

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welcome to my new app, UberFeats. i will send heroes to your house to commit great Feats of strength and cunning

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Ever since i was a little girl i knew i never wanted to be pregnant

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first we do a Lego sesh then we do each other

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A bowl that I handbuilt and underglazed!

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sleeping positions that fuck up your spine feel so good for no reason it’s literally the devil’s deepest temptation

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having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

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Little boys. 💕 Postcard from my collection, unsent, 1902.

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i think im just not worth getting close to

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how my brain picks a new favorite character who sucks

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