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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

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To summarize lord of the flies

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there's nothing worse than desperately wanting to make something of yourself but not having the means to do so at that very moment

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Jack: You’ve heard of “Elf on the Shelf”, now get ready for…

Jack: *steps aside, presenting The Lord of the Flies*

Simon: what the fuck is that

Jack: It’s the “Pig on a Twig”!

Simon: it’s an abomination against God is what it is

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I've never had more anxiety about anything else in the whole world internet censorship is literally the scariest fucking thing to me

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look let’s just get one thing straight the only reason I’ve been on this shitty website for years is because I don’t have to pay for it

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Lotf Smh Moment

The kids: *points at simon* IT’S THE BEAST! GET HIM!

Me:

THAT’S SIMON YOU UNCULTURED SWINE

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Jack Merridew being redheaded with bright blue eyes is like the literary character description equivalent of an animal having eye-bleedingly bright coloration to warn others that it’s highly toxic. His entire head of hair is a literal goddamn red flag.

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this creepy ass kid that's way older than me is tryna flirt but,, I'm gay,,,

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that weird kid in ur english class who loved lord of the flies is actually me

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i think im funny

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a doodle of some disillusioned kids

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Simon aesthetic

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you can only speak if you have the conch 

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I want to cry and go to sleep but I also really wanna kill myself

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I just wanna get through the rest of this school year without incident like that's literally the only thing that I want please please