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Tbh I'd freeze up and drop my sword too if I was a tiny guy from teletubby land and these creepy ghost things were coming for me

(Book-Frodo was braver but I always thought he was a bit too nonchalant about the Nazgul chasing him lol)

idk why some ppl hate on frodo for freezing up and dropping his sword instead of fighting when he first faced the Nazgul like?? he NEVER even held a sword before up until that point, he was terrified vro.

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I love bts photos from the turn of the millennium movie sets. They're just something else . Can't get that kind of juice today

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This.

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i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

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I had this truly awful lady I worked with many years ago. She was rude, callous, and generally pretty unpleasant. She was exceptionally homophobic to my face. She told me incredibly upsetting stories about animal abuse.

But even with all that negative karma I don’t think anyone deserves to have their boyfriend literally die on them while having sex.

Which is what happened to her.

He orgasmed and apparently that ruptured a blood vessel somewhere important can’t remember if it was brain but I think so and he died with his dick still inside her which I’m pretty sure is the kind of thing that should guarantee you free therapy for the rest of your life.

But the craziest part was that she performed CPR and actually managed to restart his bodily function which is absolutely mind boggling. Can you imagine going from mid coitus to life saving procedure? The presence of mind she must have had. It’s bonkers.

Ultimately, he didn’t live. While she’d gotten his body going his brain never resumed function and he passed a few hours later.

But because she’d kept his heart beating he was at the hospital when he died and he was an organ donor. They were able to harvest his organs under ideal conditions. Even though she didn’t save him she did save three or four other people by resuscitating him.

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Pikachu moving his ears ⚡️

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explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

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not to be That Person but nonbinary people shouldn’t have to have a complex knowledge of the history of gender in every culture and scientific studies on gender vs biological sex and a history of all the neopronouns ever made and then be able to explain all of these to people we’re meeting for the first time ever in order to be respected and not misgendered. nonbinary people should be able to just go up to someone and give their pronouns and gender and have no one question it. we should not have to be scholars in a wide array of subjects and then have to articulate this to strangers in order to be taken seriously. thank you and have a nice day.

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woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?

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this is amazing 🐈 ♥️♥️

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I think venus flytraps should be intelligent and ambulatory. I think they should get into the cupboards. I think they should purr when you pet them.

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know

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Some books are good and some books are bad. Remember everything i taught you. Goodbye forever.

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I'm over 20, AI will definitely damage my brain more than a porn GIF lmao

They should make a content label for ai posts like they do for mature content so I dont ever have to fucking look at it

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