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talking to animals as wolf link was my favorite thing to do when i was like 7
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bro thought he was safe from the headcanon beam WRONG
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The Hollow Vessel 🩸 [oc]
"All people are born... well, let's call it a soul. Mediums are born empty. Therefore, anything can come in, anything can come out. And usually it's not the most pleasant things."
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How come microwaves have windows but dishwashers don't? What are they hiding??
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DUNKING ON BALLAS IN THE BIG 25 WE LOVE TO SEE IT
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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

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finally,,, i make my little guy do a little dance,,, the power i hold,,
(based on choreo by Molly Long - song: Pop Muzik by M)
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I was thinking through what else I’m looking forward to this holiday season and I realized I haven’t mentioned it on here, just on discord, but— MY MOMS BEEN MAKING ME A REALLY COOL ART THING??
I think I’ve talked about it before, but my mom has been a quilter for most of my life and in the last few years started doing these really cool fabric collages, and it was my turn to request one so I asked for a phoenix cause I’m obsessed with this one art piece I did in art therapy ages ago

Anyway, my mom has been working on it and THIS was the last update I got???

I’m so excited for it?? Can’t wait to see where it’s at by the time I get there this weekend
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GUESS WHAT BANANAS ARE. FUCKING BERRIES. YOU THINK STRAWBERRIES ARE SAFE? WRONG. NOT BERRIES
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challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
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