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people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
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Saw a sign that said “CHILD FRIENDLY SCHOOL” and I thought to myself compared to what, a non-child friendly school and my brain snaps back with “College.”
So how’s everyone else doing today
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What crimes were commited in this post I have to know, but will never be answered.

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the best format for a Tumblr post is
*unhinged statement*
*reblog taking statement even further*
*reblog sending the post into the stratosphere*
*person wishing death on humanity*
example:

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Dear Supporter,
I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔
I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊
Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑
https://gofund.me/b141d50f 🔗
If you’re real reply with carrot
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everyone get unemployed. i will provide for us.
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Guys I don't think this kindly stranger is all that nice But yeah, if Medic confessed about stealing their souls in the next pages I don't think anyone would really care
Based on this post thread
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welcome to synthesizer v! specify your gender in domain {x∈ℚ | -1 ≤ x ≤ 1}
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"Fuck, man. What else is there to say?"
Excerpts from the BoJack Horseman Pony Express
MOUTHWASHING (2024), dev. Wrong Organ
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