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emergency commissions!!!

hi there!! this month i will be having 12 cavities removed 😬 i have no dental insurance so i am having to pay out of pocket. to help i am opening my commissions again to raise about $800 for my next two bills.

i love drawing people's ocs <3 i will do most fan stuff, and my couple option is only $30! simple to complex background upon request :)

(tagging some fandoms i have done fanart of before!)

pls help me and my stupid mouth <3

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AH THANK U :’) i completely forgot about this, and yes lol i cannot kill characters it’s impossible

ALRIGHT

here’s my full Stranger Avatar Sasha Archivist timeline:

(also, thanks to @artbyblastweave for being so interested in my lil au!)

SEASON ONE

sasha james is hired as the head archivist of the magnus institute!

her assistants are jon, tim, and martin

tim takes the thematic role of martin (aka getting tormented by my worm wife jane, and stays in the archives)

sasha reads thru statements and is a skeptic! she really does not believe it’s real until jane comes along.

“tim……………………..did you die here?”

“no, but every time i come to work i die a little more inside.”

cute timsha moment in the supply closet tho.

until martin kool-aid-mans through the door and gets them out of there

jon used to work in artefact storage so he hides in there. he’ll be fine

i actually can’t remember how they all get out but they do it KKJSDGFJHD

sasha takes everyone’s statements. tim is fucked up, martin is also fucked up, jon is actually fine though he seems pretty normal about this whole situation most definitely.

sasha realizes this is a bit more than a regular archivist job.

Afficher davantage

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every time yall argue about jons ass it gets flatter. simple as that

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Followup to the apocalypse squad

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soooooo..... tma nation how are we feeling

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when u kiss ur bf and he starts happy stimming 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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episode 200 of the magnus archives drops and the entities come through into our reality and suddenly its not so funny anymore

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hey there spooks and ghouls! as we come to the close of a truly phenomenal podcast, we thought it would be fun to gather some statistics about the fans who've come to love the show in order to get an overview feel for how this community perceives tma. This survey should be short, around 5 minutes long, and will contain a series of multiple choice questions asking you questions ranging from the beloved to the obscure to the downright silly.

PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS SURVEY WILL CONTAIN SPOILERS THROUGH SEASON/SERIES 5. do not take this survey if you are not caught up or almost caught up! responses close march 15, 2021.

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lo-fi chill beats to kill your boss to

(don’t repost)

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the magnus archives is about georgie and melanie 

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can i offer you some wtgfs calling each other pet names in this trying time

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Last night at aprox 12:38 AM I was compelled to draw this. Martin K. Blackwood lives in my head rent free 24/7

Commission me 💛 ko-fi 💛 inprnt

[ID: the image is a digital illustration of Martin from The Magnus Archives. he has light brown skin, short black curly hair, stubble, and round glasses. he is wearing a pink sweater over a lace-y button up and light blue jeans, he is standing in the archives, facing a bookshelf, one hand up as if to grab something. the other hand at his side is holding a folder. His expression is neutral. in the background, a window a row away casts light over the shelves, and highlights martin’s shoulders, face, and outstretched hand. end ID]

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local cryptid boyfriends attempt to go on date but keep on getting spotted. (Bonus Martin)

Part 2 of this post

Commission me 💛 ko-fi

[ID: the four images are photos with eerie vibes that have Jon and Martin from The Magnus Archives drawn in them. Jon has dark skin, rectangular glasses, long greying hair, and a short beard. he is wearing casual and outdoorsy clothes in a dark and muted color palette. Martin has light brown skin, round glasses, short greying hair, stubble. he is dressed similarly to Jon. in the first one, the photo was taken of a trail in a dense forest, jon is looking at the viewer, facting to the side, he is holding martin’s hand, who is a few steps ahead, he is starting to look back, but his body is facing forward and away. in the second, they are in an abandoned, and dark record store, in an isle of boxed vinyls. they are at the end, in shadow. martin is holding a vinyl, and looking up. jon is pointing to something on it, and looking to the viewer, like he just noticed. in the third, they are sitting on a couch in front of an abandoned building with “hotdog” gratified on the side. martin is sitting on the left side, holding a phone, jon is sitting on the back behind him, looking forward. the last is of a purple-toned snowy road with pine trees. down the road a bit is a foggy and transparent martin, with a neutral pose. end id]

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[Transcript:

Martin: FUCK being the bigger person! I’m just- I’m just gonna start BITING people!

End Transcript]

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break time for the archivist 

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My favorite statement givers in tma are the people who only survived because they did not give a single fuck about what was happening and just accepted that that was their life now.

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i made a quiz to tell you which of smirke’s 14 entities you’re aligned with… will reblog with the link