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Tumblr used to be so funny. There was a shoplifting community there was rabies pride

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while i still can't decide on what the funniest part of disco elysium is i think the whole bit with the alphabet book is up there. describing it doesn't even do it justice but like. it's the way harry goes "let's do this" "mmhm" "yeah!" while slowly and thoughtfully reading the alphabet in his head. how every letter is represented by some obscure fuckass discoelysiumey word like AZIMUTH or PERIHELION even though it's a kids book but X is still for xylophone because of course it is. how you can immediately go tell kim you know the alphabet now and he goes "good. i also know the alphabet." and the fucking esprit the corps check going "it is a very useful skill to have, he thinks. for all sorts of life activities. like reading, and..." and that's the end of the scene and it doesn't even give you exp or anything but at least you can sleep well tonight knowing you taught harry du bois the alphabet. congratulations

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it would be fun if an angel and a vampire were friends i think

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I’m blowing u a kiss it should arrive in 3-5 business days

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#one clueless bard

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Give your witcher a kiss 💕

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beautiful women called Storage Space Running Out keep messaging me

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Im in the middle of waterless shampooing alex and i cant get over how dumb he looks fhfhfbvf my poor clean rat son

Bonus tiny blep

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“I don’t want to be a burden” you’re more like a relief, a gift, a blessing actually

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grian doing watcher lore in 2025 is a recession indicator

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JRPG stands for Just Run, Pathetic Ghoul!

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We all love the “becoming the very thing you sought to destroy,” trope. but I have a growing fondness for “destroying the very thing you sought to become”

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disco elysium is just like the "the visiterrrrrr" meme because you say one line like "yea so I went to visit my friend-" and then five diferent personality traits are dming you like "I SEE HOW YOU LIKE TO VISIT. WOULD YOU PERHAPS CARE TO BECOME THE VISITERRRRRR??" and then you gain "The Visiter Cop" Thought and in every dialogue after you get an option about it. some chick is like crying bc her husband died and you can choose to say "This reminds me of a time I went to visit my friend and he was not there; thus is the eternal struggle of The Visiter (which I am)." and u get 5xp.

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i only have one shower how many shower heads can i possibly buy

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”this file type is not supported” umm grow up?

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A very happy Quincey P. Morris Day to all who celebrate! At last it is time to, as Bram Stoker's notes put it,

Bring in the Texan

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I was reading one of my childhood diaries the other day and there was a whole paragraph saying how hopeful I was that my writing will help the archeologists in the far future. Then it proceeded to describe my lunch that day and how my dog was probably secretly able to talk.