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Jim: Commander, did you know of an old Earth tradition — the kiss of lovers under mistletoe?

Spock: ...

Jim: It's funny that I tell you this when we have a mistletoe over us, isn't it?

Spock: You really think I'm gonna buy this for the tenth time in a day???

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Leonard: Why are you so gloomy?

Pavel: I'm not talking to you.

Leonard: You know you're already talking to me when you say that?

Pavel: If I say I'm not talking to you, it doesn't mean I'm talking to you, I'm just contacting the fact that I'm not talking to you.

*wrapping his hands around Leonard's neck, gently presses his head to the chest of his beloved*

Leonard: And what are you doing now?

Pavel: I continue to be offended by you.

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Jim: loses his shirt as per usual

Spock: suddenly I can’t think of anything else but kissin that fuckinf boy. Sweet surak be dammed look at him 👀

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please don't stop writing.

it's just wonderful, I read it a few times a day and I can't stop smiling.

thank you very much💙

*Jim and Spock on a date*

Spock: You don’t fit in with the vulcan ideals of beauty, but I still find you very attractive, even though it is illogical.

Jim: Oh. Wow. I don’t know what to say.

*Bones gets up from the next table, takes off his glasses and throws out a newspaper*: And that’s it? Your “emotionless always serious boyfriend” tells you that, and you’re just…I’m very disappointed, very.

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Let's just imagine the first months Bones and Pasha's relationship, full of awkwardness because of the strong love they tried to hide from themselves.

Let's just imagine, that Joanna was on vacation with dad at work. One evening, Pasha comes to mind with an idea to make soap bubbles for her, by which she could change the shape because they don't burst, and he's been doing it for days.

After the presentation of the gift, Chekov assures Leonard that they are absolutely safe and hypoallergenic for Joan.

Leonard, moved by such an act, asks his daughter what to say, hinting at the magic word "thank you".

That's just what says Joan, from a pure heart and childlike wonder that made Pasha and Leonard feel the burning cheeks of embarrassment:

- How soon will you be my second dad?

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Jim, during sex: you’re the most unemotional person I’ve ever met

Spock: *orgasms*

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*Mccoy calling Spock on the communicator* There's one thing we have to discuss. You're hard to hear because of the smacking sounds. You're not alone?

Spock: I'm with the captain.

Mccoy: Is he eating something again?

Spock: It's not right to call it a meal, so no.

Mccoy: What the hell is he doing?

Spock: It would be rude if I said it out loud.

Mccoy: What do you mean?

Spock: I think many earthlings think it's dirty, ugly, and kind of nasty.

Mccoy: Let's check. Are you next to each other and all alone with one of you doing something dirty?

Spock: Yes, you heard me right.

Mccoy: Contact me after you're done and next time just fucking warn me.

Jim: Wait, Bones, that's not what you mean. You misunderstood. I'm chewing gum. I have gum in my mouth.

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Leonard: We're staying in bed all day.

Pavel: Because we didn't get much sleep last night and we can't work?

Leonard: No, because we're both too lazy to get up and make the bed.

Pavel: That's not a good reason-

Leonard: Okay, I'm just fucking sick of seeing you for a few hours a week and I fucking miss you. I want to spend more time with you, but there's always something going on on on this fucking ship. Also, to be honest, with the bags under your eyes, you look terrible.

Pavel: I agree.

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Spock: Dr. McCoy, you have to come with me. This is very important and requires your immediate intervention.

Mccoy: What's wrong again?

Spock: I insist you cancel the captain's diet.

Mccoy: And I've been working on it for days, so no way. He has a balanced, complete diet, which will keep him in great physical shape and correct health.

Spock: I understand and fully support, but there is one thing a nuisance and it not can not affect my reflections about the need for restrictions in a certain food captain.

Mccoy: I don't have time for this right now.

Spock: Jim bit me three times in one night.

Mccoy: So that's the thing. I'm giving you a rabies shot and you're leaving me alone, okay?

Spock: Okay.

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Mccoy: Spock, the green-eared goblin, sometimes you act like a jerk and I hate you.

*someone* Yes, he's such a weirdo.

Mccoy: Say it again, and I'll cut your tongue out

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Mccoy: Jim, what the hell? I've been waiting an hour.

Jim: Sorry, I had a big deal with Spock. You know, smart and hard-to-explain stuff.

Mccoy: Yeah, I see. Now hide your hickeys, smartass.

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Spock: Jim, can I have a kitten?

Pavel: Kitten? Who said kitten? Can I have a kitten too? Leonard, can we get a pet of some kind, too? Please, please

Jim: No problem, as the captain I don't mind *whispers to Bones* Relax, we're exploring an unknown part of the Galaxy and there are no civilizations nearby, they will not be able nothing and no one to find

*after a few seconds, a pair of charming black meowing kittens appear*

Jim: HOLY SHIT HOW DID YOU DO IT?

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[Kirk and McCoy drank some alcohol and talked about their boyfriends]

Jim: Sometimes it happens that he begins to say that he misses home and at first it's even funny, and then very sad.

Leonard: Yeah, and you don't know how to cheer up because we're stuck in fucking space.

Jim: Does Chekov speak Russian in his sleep?

Leonard: And Spock in Vulcan?

Jim: Yep. I'm still so embarrassed when he says he feels like people don't take him seriously, and I don't know what it's like.

Leonard: Just fucking yes. I know exactly how you feel. But the most important thing is that they love us and trust us with their problems, right?

Jim: Bones, do you understand how fucking good a friend you are without your stupid sarcastic remarks and jokes?

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Bones: Yes, I'm going to propose to Chekov. And if you tell anyone about it, I'll rip your tongue out.

Jim: Okay, I get it, not a word. I actually know how to keep a secret.

I'm not some gossip girl, you know. I'm a serious man.

*a few moments later*

Jim: Spock, you're not gonna believe your vulcan ears -

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Teacher: I didn't want to bother you, but I really don't understand how the daughter of one of the best Starfleet officers could write in an essay about her future: "I will become a space pirate and will only come into contact with those races that have sweets, my crew will be the coolest and we will give concerts in places where you simple little people and did not dream."

*Spock looks at Jim a murderous look, like, didn't I tell you to check her homework? Shouldn't you have done that, James?

Jim: Come on, she was just kidding. I am sure that the next sentences are much better.

Teacher: Of course it is better. And the reason is because there are none.

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Sources: Star Trek (2009) Bechdel Test Star Trek Into Darkness Bechdel Test Interview with Gene Roddenberry Star Trek (2009) Budget Star Trek Into Darkness Budget

Because I’ve been thinking about all of this a lot lately, and I decided I should probably channel that thought into something.

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*Jim and Spock on a date*

Spock: You don't fit in with the vulcan ideals of beauty, but I still find you very attractive, even though it is illogical.

Jim: Oh. Wow. I don't know what to say.

*Bones gets up from the next table, takes off his glasses and throws out a newspaper*: And that's it? Your "emotionless always serious boyfriend" tells you that, and you're just...I'm very disappointed, very.